Yerssot's cake.

Yerss I got you a big cake made from Waffles and coated in chocolate for your birthday. Oh and some Loburg, Stella and Safir.

Wow...a 100 years young...

Happy BD waffle boy

and the cake collapsed under the weight of the candles

nice corran, only, it's not my birthday today, and certainly am not 100 years young

Says so on the front page, so it must be so, you must be wrong yerss

must be the old age coming up 😛

No I passed the old age stage ages ago.

you're the forum sage 😉

wrong herb, I'm parsley.

your name is Parsley Corran?

so it's not your birthday afterall?

You big faker!

*Calls up to cancel the strippers and the keg of beer*

no..let the strippers come anyway

No can do, it just HAS to be someones b'day otherwise they won't strip.

what about Kang (30), Eeyore1954 (49)?

*walks in in a coconut bra and hula skirt* Oh it's not his birthday, better go change then

*checks calender*
hey! whadda ya know! It IS my birthday afterall!
*runs after PaS yelling: it's my birthday!!!*

*walks out door looking for spare bookbag* where is it, it has my jeans and tank top...not to mention car keys

*grabs lighter*
*hopes he finds it first* 😛