Badabing vs Hulks anus

The hulk is on a sexual rampage through NYC. Suddenly badabing shows up, claiming to be able to meet the hulks sexual requirements and make him climax, he undresses and covers himself in baby oil. He throws himself towards the hulks spread open butt cheeks to begin a sexual battle.

Who wins? Can Bada pleasure the hulks rectum reverting him back to Bruce Banner? Or does Hulk accidentally crush Bada between his butt cheeks? Keep in mind that Bada does have an incredibly small penis...and he's also a raptor.

Hulk flexes his glutes and Bada turns into a fine red mist.

I know that's how he'd want to go

Originally posted by steverules_2
he undresses and covers himself in baby oil

Boring. 2/10 for the effort.

Ah you've rated the effort but here's the thing

Originally posted by steverules_2
Ah you've rated the effort but here's the thing

Another 2/10 for the effort/laziness.

You'll fail the semester at this rate.

Second? Came up as the first on mine, I'll have to give your research a 0/10, I may fail the semester but I'll still finish above you

Lmao.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Second? Came up as the first on mine, I'll have to give your research a 0/10, I may fail the semester but I'll still finish above you

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'll finish above you

Is there prep time? So Bada can buy viagra?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bada can buy viagra

There are several people on the brink of a ban for besmirching my good name! sneer

AND NONE OF THEM HAVE POSTED SO FAR!!!

Originally posted by meep-meep
Hulk flexes his glutes and Bada turns into a fine red mist.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
AND NONE OF THEM HAVE POSTED SO FAR!!!

This is pretty much maestro vs hulk's anus.

Originally posted by Philosophía
You'll always be the power bottom, honey.

Guess that'd make you the pussy

Originally posted by steverules_2
Guess that'd make you the pussy