World War Thing

Thing gets mutated even further and his abilities skyrocket until he's as powerful as...Classic Abomination...

Thing is mad and out for blood, no one is safe.

Who is the weakest that can defeat this behemoth of a jobber?

Remember, he has the full stats of Abomination including healing factor.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Thing gets mutated even further and his abilities skyrocket until he's as powerful as...Classic Abomination...

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I dunno, Misty Knight kicks him in the head or something.

You think Misty can trade with WW Thing really?

I feel if Thing really loads up with a punch he could TKO her. At least an MMA ref may rule it a TKO but she would be conscious enough to protest the stoppage.

Misty's make-up wouldn't suffer even 0.1 dmg.

Proabably not. Her make up didn't even smudge when I spunked on her comics.

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This thread keeps getting better and better 👆

Does Thing even have a penis?

He must have something for that blind chick to have fun with.

Anyway You think Daredevil would be too much for this thread? Is that calling the big guns too early? Would Matt even bother getting out of bed for this?

Way too early. Matt is one of the best streets Marvel has.

Try some c-, maybe d-list... Nighttrasher? Prowler? Nighthawk?

He never gets to Earth. The Black Bolt Skrull would likely stop him.

He'd die in space first.

Hulk was ON his spaceship on his way to moon, remember.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He'd die in space first.

Hulk was ON his spaceship on his way to moon, remember.

Yeah but wouldn't he just ride on the inside, or is it that he has to repeat every step that Hulk took? Now that I think about it, yeah, he'd have to do just that. Ben can't survive in space unaided. Oh well it is a good topic, so why not give him 3 good tries?

Sentry would crush him.

Dr. Zom would murder and remove him.

Not sure about General Ross and the Hulk Busters? could go either way.

That Avengers team would still get the beats.

The X-Men and Juggernaut would turn him into bricks.

He wouldn't be able to bend Piotr's arms, and would be in for the fight of his life.

Black Bolt Skrull would likely end this before it began.

He doesn't have all of the necessary tools to do well in most of the Hulks confrontations, and there are still ones that took place in the filler titles that I didn't mention.

Originally posted by Stoic
Yeah but wouldn't he just ride on the inside, or is it that he has to repeat every step that Hulk took? Now that I think about it, yeah, he'd have to do just that. Ben can't survive in space unaided. Oh well it is a good topic, so why not give him 3 good tries?

Sentry would crush him.

Dr. Zom would murder and remove him.

Not sure about General Ross and the Hulk Busters? could go either way.

That Avengers team would still get the beats.

The X-Men and Juggernaut would turn him into bricks.

He wouldn't be able to bend Piotr's arms, and would be in for the fight of his life.

Black Bolt Skrull would likely end this before it began.

He doesn't have all of the necessary tools to do well in most of the Hulks confrontations, and there are still ones that took place in the filler titles that I didn't mention.

Originally posted by Stoic

Not sure about General Ross and the Hulk Busters? could go either way.

They had tons of adamantium.

Damn I just had an idea.

What if Volstagg was the one to come out and say "enough is enough!"

Would World War Thing poop his pants?

Wouldn't Volstagg's shout alone disintegrate Ben? Before the pooping part even occurs?

Y'all need to stop. Look at him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wouldn't Volstagg's shout alone disintegrate Ben? Before the pooping part even occurs?

What if he whispered? In a very angry, homicidal whisper?

Originally posted by Badabing
Thing would clobber all of them at once, and the Yancy Street gang for good measure! durthing

I laughed, but yeah whatever. Marvel has yet to give Ben the heart-stone.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
What if he whispered? In a very angry, homicidal whisper?

Then this happens to Ben:

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