The Green Room vol.3

USA back in the Bombing Brown people business, status quo as usual.

The Constitution has more than 5 amendments? That's crazy.

They've gained self-awareness...

One more week of freedom and then my gf moves in... not sure how this is going to go.

Better not start tossing out my cool junk I spent good money collecting.

Sure it's a decorative nightmare, but that's what makes it cool.

Windows is so fvcking dogshite, fvck Windows!

Pretty sad for guys on Chaturbate when the person that wins the award for best dick is Casey Kisses, a trans girl.

To be fair her dick is really nice.

Anyone know if Ancient Greece had trans women?

Asking for a time traveler friend.

Begun the GF move in experiment has.

May Lord have mercy upon us all.

I really wish my sister didn't cook anything ever.

She made spaghetti and it smelled so good but tasted sad.

Like going by a recipe you can't go too wrong, and yet she fails.

It's pretty bad when you have to hammer your toast with garlic to get the taste out.

Good Lord!

New Turkish restaurant opened up within driving range, some really super good food, guys running it are extremely cool, very cheery positive type a fellas.

Nice change of pace from the usual zoomer teen dipsticks at fast food joints who barely acknowledge your existence.

I wondered why I hadn't seen my cousin in a few months, she's got crippling depression and can't manage to get out of bed. Can't imagine anyone living like that.

Hmm, perhaps the hormones have shrunk my gf's dick a little, she never could get it in all the way before and the last few times she's gone balls deep in me... that's a disturbing trend. Wonder if there's anything that can restore her length...

My parents both have their birthdays within the same 2 week period, so what I tend to do is pick one and go off on making their present awesome, this year was my Mom, because a- she's in the state and b- my Dad is on vacation and i can't reach him.

Typical guy situation, he didn't say where they were going and I didn't ask because I don't give fak. We're not on the best of terms right now but that's ok when he eventually gets over it we'll be cool again.

And I'm not hunting down a bakery that delivers lemon meringue pies.

Feck off with desserts!

Got him a shetload of gift cards to different restaurants, let him figure out what he's in the mood for.

GF is all moved in, I guess my bathroom is the one in the basement now, as the master bedroom bathroom is 110% chick products and other stuff I can't identify. Oh well.

I feel so weird, fell asleep around 5:30 in my big comfy chair trying to watch Them on Amazon and then woke up at midnight and now I'm wide awake and fully fueled on pizza and I gotta creep around and be all ninja because I don't want to wake up the gf... jinkies Scoob!

If you're permanently banned you shouldn't have the option to make socks.