How Gorgeous is Melania Trump?

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
lol, there's no way michelle is hotter than melania

she has a ****ed up looking face

i think barrack is prettier than michelle

Probably because you're gay and in the closet?

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
lol, there's no way michelle is hotter than melania

she has a ****ed up looking face

i think barrack is prettier than michelle

She'd make a decent linebacker in the NFL tho.

You think she'd take a knee?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
personality goes a long way with me. lack of does the opposite. also she just looks to me like an old tire that was retreaded too many times.

They're into the whole Stepford Wives thing; a woman with a personality that might dare challenge them is a direct affront on their micro-penises

We can also be 100% certain that Obama's member is ridiculously larger than Trump's obviously very tiny penis

Originally posted by Surtur
She'd make a decent linebacker in the NFL tho.

^

See? Surtur proves my point. I should thank him.

Originally posted by Robtard
^

See? Surtur proves my point. I should thank him.

Your point was she is fugly? Cuz I'm talking just about her looks. Not commenting on the personality.

Originally posted by Surtur
She'd make a decent linebacker in the NFL tho.

You think she'd take a knee?

Originally posted by quanchi112
You aren't funny.

You are, but for all the wrong reasons.

Originally posted by Surtur
You are, but for all the wrong reasons.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Well because my jokes come at the expense of idiots such as yourself.

No, it's because you aren't tall enough to ride on certain roller coasters.

Originally posted by Robtard
Put your dislike of black women and your hard-on over Trump away and you'd see Michelle as the natural beauty she is vs Melania the generic plastic surgery hohum

Granted, Melania might actually be more attractive if she hadn't gone under so many procedures

If Barack had been Married to Melania, she would have been the most gorgeous First Lady to ever walked the earth.

And we both know it.

Originally posted by Surtur
No, it's because you aren't tall enough to ride on certain roller coasters.

😂

Originally posted by Robtard
Probably because you're gay and in the closet?

but i prefer women to men

but i also prefer eurotrash models to gap toothed weirdos

the fact that you can convince yourself into thinking michelle is hotter than some model is just a testament of the extent to which you allow politics to warp your perception

Originally posted by quanchi112
5 foot nine and a half definitely is tall enough to ride on the coasters. But you don't have enough money to get in.

😂

It's hilarious you felt the need to add over 5 and a half inches to your own height.

Hey I bet if you get some shoes with some thick soles you could reach 5 foot 5. Go for it.

Originally posted by Surtur
It's hilarious you felt the need to add over 5 and a half inches to your own height.

Hey I bet if you get some shoes with some thick soles you could reach 5 foot 5. Go for it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It is hilarious you can't get into an amusement park while I ride the rides. You're a loser.

Bro I'm talking like Six Flags type stuff. I'm pretty sure you can get into the local carnival and hop on the "roller coaster" that essentially just goes around in a circle.

Originally posted by Sable
If Barack had been Married to Melania, she would have been the most gorgeous First Lady to ever walked the earth.

And we both know it.

michelle isn't even 2nd... jackie-o was def cuter than michelle. I dunno enough first ladies to make a good list so michelle is default 3rd place i guess for now. whether jackie-o or melania were number one can be up for debate. but both of them are clearly prettier than michelle.

Originally posted by Surtur
Bro I'm talking like Six Flags type stuff. I'm pretty sure you can get into the local carnival and hop on the "roller coaster" that essentially just goes around in a circle.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, you can't afford a ticket there. I get it you have never been. Poor thing.

On the plus side your short stature probably made it so that you easily fit into the lockers at whatever school you attended. Small miracles 😉

Originally posted by Sable
If Barack had been Married to Melania, she would have been the most gorgeous First Lady to ever walked the earth.

And we both know it.

Melania would still be a woman who's had too much surgery

Originally posted by Sable
If Barack had been Married to Melania, she would have been the most gorgeous First Lady to ever walked the earth.

And we both know it.

my opinion aside, people have different preferences for where they'd like to put their penises. its weird to accuse someone of lying about that.