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why wont Putin give out details about what happened to hitler ?

what was it that you russians did with the body ?

also, what does a food selection of a standard russian bbq look like?

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
what does a food selection of a standard russian bbq look like?

what was it that you russians did with the body ?

Answered you own question.

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
why wont Putin give out details about what happened to hitler ?

what was it that you russians did with the body ?

also, what does a food selection of a standard russian bbq look like?


Because there is no body. Hitler fled to Antarctica. There he discovered a secret of immortality, shaved his moustache and few facial surgeries later is running my country.
YouTube video

As for food.

Usually eaten with beer and/or vodka. Mostly in summer when people leave to their country houses.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Answered you own question.

We don't like German cuisine.

nah swear he went to argentina (probs mis spelt)

yummy

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
nah swear he went to argentina (probs mis spelt)

Both wrong, Der Führer reigns from their base on the Moon, and when they return they will bring der Tausendjähriges Reich to ze world!

Originally posted by SamZED
We don't like German cuisine.

It's an acquired taste, like lutefisk or haggis.

Why does Russia has the hottest girls of the world?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Why does Russia has the hottest girls of the world?

It's the cold climate. Centuries ago our male ancestors used to build shelters. Females' survival depended on men taking them in. And since back then the male population was higher there was a lot of rivalry between females. They had to evolve nice racks and boodies to survive. Meanwhile, starvation combined with a lot of physical work resulted into lean bodies. Nowadays, females outnumber males in Russia. But all those evolutionary traits remained.

Also, I think Ukraine has us beat in the number of hot girls per capita.

Who are the three most important people in your life?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Both wrong, Der Führer reigns from their base on the Moon, and when they return they will bring der Tausendjähriges Reich to ze world!

It's an acquired taste, like lutefisk or haggis.

You better not be putting shit on haggis, it’s for everyone and well loved

Originally posted by SamZED
It's the cold climate. Centuries ago our male ancestors used to build shelters. Females' survival depended on men taking them in. And since back then the male population was higher there was a lot of rivalry between females. They had to evolve nice racks and boodies to survive. Meanwhile, starvation combined with a lot of physical work resulted into lean bodies. Nowadays, females outnumber males in Russia. But all those evolutionary traits remained.

Also, I think Ukraine has us beat in the number of hot girls per capita.

I enjoyed this

Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
I enjoyed this

Thanks. I'm proud of our history.😄

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Who are the three most important people in your life?

Can't really limit this to three people, I'd be lying if I left someone out. Short answer - my family.

Family member you go to for advice?

My mom mostly.

purchasing age for alcohol ?

18.

Have you ever experienced an earthquake?

Never. Luckily. Although, if it's a small one with no damage involved it'd be a fascinating experience.

Same here for the alcohol.

What is an oddly popular Spirt in Russia that most people wouldn’t think of being popular

*sport