Dark Empire Palpatine (The_Tempest) vs. Emperor Valkorion (XSUPREMEXSKILLZ)

You've turned "trying too hard" into an art form.

Originally posted by AncientPower

But I guess the Sheevites need a respite from how laughably insignificant Palpatine is about to become with TLJ out in two months.

Almost feel sorry, almost.

I remember people claiming the same thing before Episode 7 came out.

Instead all that happened was the whole of KOTOR and Valk all became rendered Non Canon.

Originally posted by MythLord
You've turned "trying too hard" into an art form.

Now stop cheerleading for another man, short-pants.

YouBowed
If a "sheevite" was in a room with with Hillary Clinton and Steven Paddock and I had a gun with only two bullets, I'd shoot the "sheevite" twice.

Then I'd go and bang Tempest's mom while his father filmed us from the corner.

Charting your descent into impotent nerd!rage and shitposting has been delightful:

I'm not sure which is more damaged: your fragile psyche (courtesy of yours truly), or your uncle-sundered anus. Does it hurt you more to think... or sit? mmm

I do appreciate your concern. And how you obsessively stalk me across the board. To be honest these have been trying times. Knowing someone spends that much time and effort on little old me is a comfort.

I'm not saying Tempest doesn't obsessively stalk you. I'm just saying that you came to a thread he was debating in, while making no points, and that's a response to him so you're the one who initiated.

unbowed won

Originally posted by YouBowed
I do appreciate your concern. And how you obsessively stalk me across the board. To be honest these have been trying times. Knowing someone spends that much time and effort on little old me is a comfort.

I'm thoughtful that way. And on the contrary, you spend your days on KMC shitposting in random Sheev threads, bleating for my attention. I'm merely granting purpose to an otherwise lonely existence. It's like cosmic charity. stoned

i really am amazing

Originally posted by ChocolateMuesli
unbowed won

Go ahead Tempest, keep negging me. That pick-up seminar you took is bound to pay off one of these days. 😎

Originally posted by The_Tempest
I'm thoughtful that way. And on the contrary, you spend your days on KMC shitposting in random Sheev threads, bleating for my attention. I'm merely granting purpose to an otherwise lonely existence. It's like cosmic charity. stoned

i really am amazing

Unbowed
Date Registered: Nov 26th, 2013
Total Posts: 367

The_Tempest
Date Registered: Sep 15th, 2012
Total Posts: 11082

Men lie, women lie, numbers don't.

Originally posted by Unbowed
Why thank you. If you hadn't spent all that time majoring in genderqueer non-binary studies, you could have done it yourself.

At least I have a diploma. :3

Also, kek for calling me out on that stupid SJW bullsh!t, despite you being the most triggered person in this thread. :3

Originally posted by Unbowed
Now stop cheerleading for another man, short-pants.

Not cheerleading for another man so much as noting how cringey you are. :3

Originally posted by The_Tempest
It's like cosmic charity. stoned

Should we place bets on how many of Temp's posts it'll take for Skillz to concede? Normally I'd wager a one-shot but seeing as Temp's modus operandi isn't a wall of text but rather a meticulous probing offensive, I'd say two or three.

Stop with the latin bro it's cringe asf

Damn, Tempest in action? Against the younger, rising star?

Good luck to you both, gents.

All hail Sheev.

The post is shaping up to be longer than I thought it was gonna be (but still not too long). I might not be able to finish it by tonight, and I have to go on my Kairos retreat tomorrow, and I won't be back till Friday. 🙁

mmm

Spoiler:
If you spent more time forming the argument and less time trying to contact writers, you wouldn't miss your deadlines, fam.

I don't do that sort of stuff.

*cough*

Skillz, don't be Syn.