The House of El: A Message To The Thor Corps
To the Thor Corps, as I write this the ABJECT HUMILIATION of your hero, WHORINSON, will soon be viewed by OVER A MILLION people.
In THIS your DARKEST HOUR I HUMBLY offer the following.
THE HOUSE OF EL WILL WELCOME ALL MEMBERS OF THE THOR CORPS!!!
On ONE condition.
DENOUNCE THE FALLEN, DEFEATED, AND DISGRACED ODINSON BEFORE ALL.
This is but a SMALL price to pay to make ALL of your pain disappear!
THE HAMMER HAS FALLEN!!!
It is time Thor followers to ENTER THE SUN!!!