Raped in Real Life

Started by Raisen13 pages
Originally posted by socool8520
Hahahaha

you phucking ambiguous little shiit lol.

That's how you get them. I was a maintainer man.

Originally posted by socool8520
That's how you get them. I was a maintainer man.

maintaining these nutz. I was standing in a guard shack saluting like a mindless retard and telling gay jokes to other grown men in tactical gear. my entire adult life spent doing this in the military and other government work.

phuck. i'm a useless piece of shiit. I went from living on welfare with my drug addict mom to government welfare for work lol

Maintenance/SecFo is not the place for the easily offended to be sure. lol

Flipped the script. That's okay.

Originally posted by socool8520
Maintenance/SecFo is not the place for the easily offended to be sure. lol

Flipped the script. That's okay.

phuck your script you phucking sushi eating mojado.

this shiit is how we bond through the bs

Yep, and also why I am never offended

Originally posted by socool8520
Yep, and also why I am never offended

that's the only way to be brother. no harm meant. but we are living in a society that wants to stop free thought. it's a bland world

None taken. lol Except the Sushi part, i don't eat raw fish ever. If it hasn't been southern fried,, don't serve it to me.

Originally posted by socool8520
None taken. lol Except the Sushi part, i don't eat raw fish ever. If it hasn't been southern fried,, don't serve it to me.

you're in japan mother phucker. eat some sushi.

Nope, that ain't me. I'll eat the Yakisoba all day though

Originally posted by socool8520
Nope, that ain't me. I'll eat the Yakisoba all day though

dude. just live man. it's just food bro. you never know when you'll be back to get the real deal instead of being stateside and eating at some joint where the sushi is prepared by our people. just live

I've tried it to be honest, could not do it. I like rice and seaweed, but the overall blandness and consistency of sushi is not for me. I throw down on their cooked seafood though.

Originally posted by socool8520
I've tried it to be honest, could not do it. I like rice and seaweed, but the overall blandness and consistency of sushi is not for me. I throw down on their cooked seafood though.

then at least you lived it.

I almost lived it again over a toilet bowl later that evening.

Originally posted by socool8520
I almost lived it again over a toilet bowl later that evening.

lol. then you will never have your doubts. you did what you had to and learned what you had to. i'm really sitting here laughing. I've been there in different ways. as have our fathers and mothers. and their fathers and mothers

Originally posted by socool8520
You're sexually fluid aren't you raisen?

he's propositioned me several times. watch your cornhole.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
he's propositioned me several times. watch your cornhole.

oh man. lol. come on. we get along. let's have real discourse.

Originally posted by Surtur
I also put out there:

Would a person rather be raped by a fat chick or a skinny one?

.... here's another doozy: HIV positive or HIV negative? and you can only pick one.

Stab his ass with my dick.

Originally posted by Raisen
could you please restate friend?

Okay:

Originally posted by dadudemon
To cover both questions:

[b]Raped by a Man

If I was raped by a man, this is what I would do:

The opening post just says "rape" so it would be nearly impossible for a man to rape me in a 1-on-1 situation. I say "nearly impossible" because there is always somewhere out there who is bigger, stronger, faster, etc. So my assumption is he is threatening me somehow OR I have been drugged. If I'm drugged, I won't remember anything or remember much. No problem other than the dried semen that leaked out of my mouth or anus when I wake up. And maybe a very sore butthole that takes 2 weeks to heal. But if it is a threat to get me to comply, as I believe the OP is implying, meaning, I have to do it or else bad then "x" happens, then the scenario is much more different.

I would be very cooperative. Offer oral. Right as he is about to climax, I would bite his dick off right at the base. Blood and semen would squirt out of his stump. He would most likely bleed to death. And then I will just have to suffer whatever "threat of consequences" he had in store.

Some may ask, "But what about if your family member gets held up at gunpoint? You just sentenced them to death!" Looks like they die, then. Who is to say that they would have lived through the situation, anyway? Who is to say that both of us were not going to get killed at the end of the situation, anyway? At least I get to kill or maim one of them (and the maiming part may prevent someone else from being in my situation in the future thus improving the karma in the universe with my death).

Raped by a Woman

If I was raped by a woman, this is what I would do:

Whatever the 2 scenarios, I would obey whatever she had planned and get it over with as quickly as possible. Then pursue criminal prosecution against her.

Why? Because I'm sexist and I don't care very much about being raped by a woman as I do a man. What is the most harmful about being raped, as a man, by a woman, is the guilt of betrayal I would feel towards my fiancee. That is what would eat me up. [/B]