The Hulk vs The Justice League

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The Hulk vs The Justice League

World Breaker comes to Metropolis, and is doing tremendous damage to the city. He is confronted by the New 52 starting JLA line up.

No BFR, they have to put him down somehow. Batman has access to whatever he feels is necessary for the fight.

Who wins?

Hulk eats them.

Diana with her lasso and sword win. Hell, even Aquaman when thrown by Barry might grab a win. Cyborg could open boom tubes and close them on limbs.

Edit: didn't see that Batman has access to anything he needs.

He shows Hulk that the JL are not responsible for Sakaar. Hulk leaves. Bats saves the day.

oh, this will be a fun thread. i approve mightily. 👆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Hulk eats them.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Diana

Gets eaten. And I don't mean just her pussy.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
her lasso

Yes, gets eaten too.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
and sword

Same, gets eaten.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Hell, even Aquaman

Not tasty at all, but gets eaten.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Barry might

Not might. He definitely will get eaten. A really quick snack.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Cyborg

I doubt Hulk has anything against the black meat. could open boom tubes and close them on limbs.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Batman
Spoiler:
Gets eaten.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Diana with her lasso and sword win. Hell, even Aquaman when thrown by Barry might grab a win. Cyborg could open boom tubes and close them on limbs.

Edit: didn't see that Batman has access to anything he needs.

He shows Hulk that the JL are not responsible for Sakaar. Hulk leaves. Bats saves the day.

World breaker by the end of his career was,embracing his power, independently of what happens at Sakaar.

Only because he had wished that everyone would be resurrected so he could kill them endlessly.

Is that what's happening here? DC Earth has a wishing well too that enables Hulk to fully let go etc?

Because otherwise, forum rules. CIP is still in play.

JLA has already lost by having Arthur on their team, ffs.

The hulk gets his cheeks busted. This is spite. The hulk dont desverse to have his @ss gaped like this......reporting

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Hulk eats them.

In a comic this. Or Superman solo's.

In Kmc, Flash solo's. Or Superman.

Point is Superman wins. 😬

And I'm sorry, I really hate Superman. 🙁

Hulk can one punch kill anyone here. Hulk stomps, with ease. The lasso gets ripped in half.

Originally posted by carver9
The lasso gets ripped in half.

The lasso gets EATEN.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
The lasso gets EATEN.

uses the lasso to turn the justice league in human anal beads and flosses parallex a$$ to death

Funny thread is funny

Batman is the League's only hope.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Only because he had wished that everyone would be resurrected so he could kill them endlessly.

Is that what's happening here? DC Earth has a wishing well too that enables Hulk to fully let go etc?

Because otherwise, forum rules. CIP is still in play.

No, but it doesnt have to be. Knowing the JLA didn't kill Sakaar would be relevent information for WWH.

But to WB he was well aware who killed Sakaar and could still turn WB on a whim.

Originally posted by Facee
In a comic this. Or Superman solo's.

In Kmc, Flash solo's. Or Superman.

Point is Superman wins. 😬

And I'm sorry, I really hate Superman. 🙁

nice sig.

Hulk rapes them.

batkick ftw