You just found a Magic Bottle with a Genie in it.

You get the traditional 3 wishes. What is your First wish?

The obvious answer is for more wishes. There are no rules against that as per the Aladdin universe.

I would wish for the genies magic

I would wish that I get all my wishes (especially the first one)
Consequence Free. No Tricks or Twists or any such thing.

Cause I know how Genies work.

*throws bottle into Mt. Doom volcano*

Temptation removed, you're welcome

*bites off Nuke's fingers*

Just going to get a prosthetic hand like Luke, with lightsaber claws.

My 2nd wish would be that Nuke wasn't such a NERD!

That's like world peace, some things a Djinn just can't do.

Only the shitpussy "Genies".

Djinn are far more powerful than "Genies"

Only deal with The Best!