Originally posted by dadudemonOh no 😆 😆 , I'll be a slave working for Aspen Dental until I'm forty paying off my half-a-million in student loans at 7% APY. Only then can I take the risk of opening up a practice which may not be a feasible option at that time if dentistry become corporatized, or worse yet, a single-payer "medicaid for all" system is implemented (significantly lower compensation for procedures).
I hope you do really well and become a kickass dentist. I'll come visit your business in a few years, when you've been practicing for 1 or 2 years.
So while Robtard wanks off to universal health-care 20 years from now, I'll either have killed myself (dentists have the #1 suicide rate for a reason) or will have been lucky enough to have paid off all my loans so I can switch to another career.
Originally posted by Robtard
TBF, I wank every day, more than once, doesn't even matter if I had sex that day. I'm just a wanker I guess.
We've talked about this before but...
Okay, I'll write a poem to make this easier:
How can you stand
to finish in your hand?
I really like to keep,
My dick super deep.
Inside a p*ssy,
but not a tushie.
Perhaps north of south?
Finish in a mouth?
Get inside good boating,
Of yogurt deep throating.
Anyway, I hope your day is super great.
Use your wife's vagina: don't masturbate.
Originally posted by Robtard
Why not both?Also, poem is 5/7
Honestly, all 3 options in the poem are better than the hand or anything else done by myself.
Some people say that they get super tired or their partner gets super tired and it's just easier to fap. Others say their partner never wants to do it.
etc. etc.
But I don't buy into that. If I had 0 sex drive, I'd still put out, every day, multiple times a day, if my partner wanted it and needed it. Pretend I become a paraplegic or even a quad: I'd do everything necessary, every day, to make my partner happy.
If you're really getting off 3 times a day, that seem too often.
Originally posted by dadudemonYeah when I was a horny tween I would do it quite a bit to the point where I developed blisters. Tbf, I did it dry, only relying on precum, but yeah. Now-a-days no more than once a day 5-6 times a week.
If you can finish in a couple of minutes each time, that makes sense. If not, that's too often and you may damage yourself.
Ummm. Masturbation isn't dangerous unless you're doing dangerous things like jerking off with sandpaper, cracking your dick over with a wooden ladle, jerking off every hour on the hours for hours on end etc. Even if it takes you 15+ mins to break one out, it's not dangerous in of itself.
So can we please end the spread of nonsense?
I saw this Christopher Hitchens clip a long time back, in it he offers the only argument worth considering on Global Warming
We have nothing to lose and everything to gain by doing something about Climate Change. The only reason Climate Change denial exists is because of the strength and sway of Big Oil.
Originally posted by Robtard
Ummm. Masturbation isn't dangerous unless you're doing dangerous things like jerking off with sandpaper, cracking your dick over with a wooden ladle, jerking off every hour on the hours for hours on end etc. Even if it takes you 15+ mins to break one out, it's not dangerous in of itself.So can we please end the spread of nonsense?
Who are you arguing against? Because you just shook your fist and railed against literally no one in this thread. 🙂
Usually, when someone says, "three times a day", 1 of 2 things is usually true:
1. They are lying.
2. They are harming themselves and have a problem.
Originally posted by Firefly218
I saw this Christopher Hitchens clip a long time back, in it he offers the only argument worth considering on Global WarmingWe have nothing to lose and everything to gain by doing something about Climate Change. The only reason Climate Change denial exists is because of the strength and sway of Big Oil.
I can agree with his "nothing to lose" argument. A lot of his views tend to be spot on.
Originally posted by Firefly218
I saw this Christopher Hitchens clip a long time back, in it he offers the only argument worth considering on Global WarmingWe have nothing to lose and everything to gain by doing something about Climate Change. The only reason Climate Change denial exists is because of the strength and sway of Big Oil.
He also mentions my stance in that it probably is too late and it's the outcome no matter what we do.
I think we should focus on pollution and adapting to a warming planet. Focus on renewable, sustainable energies. But not necessarily CO2 emissions if at all.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Who are you arguing against? Because you just shook your fist and railed against literally no one in this thread. 🙂Usually, when someone says, "three times a day", 1 of 2 things is usually true:
1. They are lying.
2. They are harming themselves and have a problem.
You.
"harming themselves and have a problem", okay, i laughed out lout. Not very loud, more of a chuckle, but it was still audible. Thanks for that.
Originally posted by dadudemonOh yeah, I tried humping a couch one time. Again—horny exploring tween. It didn't work so thank god I quit.
That's more normal and not dangerous at all as long as you're not doing stupid shit like humping couches (people actually do this) or floors.
Originally posted by Robtard
Ummm. Masturbation isn't dangerous unless you're doing dangerous things like jerking off with sandpaper, cracking your dick over with a wooden ladle, jerking off every hour on the hours for hours on end etc. Even if it takes you 15+ mins to break one out, it's not dangerous in of itself.So can we please end the spread of nonsense?
Originally posted by Robtard
You."harming themselves and have a problem", okay, i laughed out lout. Not very loud, more of a chuckle, but it was still audible. Thanks for that.