If you had 1mill in illegal cash

I'd keep wads of it in various pockets so I can reach in and throw it in people's faces in a variation of Dale Gribble's pocket sand:

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Originally posted by cdtm
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Dirty money is dirty because every dollar is traceable. Cleaning up money takes time, effort, a lot of people, shell businesses ect.. One guy ain't doing it in day to day spending.

The authorities would have to know the serial numbers of the money for it to even start being traceable and how exactly are they going to find that out?

People watch too much TV and movies.

I dont see how you can buy a car or house with pure cash, or even donate 100 thousand without suspicion

^^^I wouldnt buy a car or a house. I already have a house and three vehicles.
I think the trick would be to not live outside your means. Thats what i meant by slowly.
Getting myself something cool here and there/every blue moon, is what i'd do with the money. No reason to go on a spending spree.