Thor Vs Superman

Started by Mindship5 pages

Originally posted by -Pr-
Superman and Lois have a son now, so unless DC is lying to us, they made it the old-fashioned way. Or I missed something.
Kal must've solved his Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex predicament.

Originally posted by Mindship
Kal must've solved his Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex issue.

How though?

The ***** should have died from the friction alone, les of all the release.

Originally posted by SquallX
How though?

The ***** should have died from the friction alone, les of all the release.

Maybe he asked Batman for help. Batman-with-prep solves virtually everything.

Red solar radiation before sex. Come on guys, think!

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Remember Thor wetting his pants after Hyde drew his handgun...?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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Remember Thor wetting his pants after Hyde drew his handgun...?

check out the ownage discussion thread, Odin got killed by random elf 😈

I saw.

I don't even feel ready to comment on that one yet 😆

Is it final? He's really dead? Dead-dead? That's how the new event starts or what?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I saw.

I don't even feel ready to comment on that one yet 😆

Is it final? He's really dead? Dead-dead? That's how the new event starts or what?

It's a Preview so dunno yet, dead or not still hilarious to see Odin gets stabbed like that

I guess Aaron knows how to make an entrance, starting War of Realms with a bang

I've been telling people for years that all those "gods" (assguardians in particular) are f*cking pussies.

If this won't make them open their eyes, nothing will.

Have you finally realized that you hate Thor more than you hate Superman Stilt? 👆

Probably.

Thor is a lovable character these days, though.

Getting pegged by She-Hulk who stopped indentifying herself as "she" is the best thing that has ever happened to the character.

#MakeMineMarvel