What do you do when you go to the theatre ?

And do the pan-and-scan with your head. 😂

I hate the front, need to be in the middle(for obvious reasons)😈

Oh....

You're one of those in-the-middle people....

Well thats where people want to have me😂

There's a reason for it. And not the one you think. 😂

What do you think I think?🙂

What do you think I think you think? 😂

I think you think that I thought that I am so great everybody needs to be by my side😂 🤣

I have no idea why you have to be in the middle. You mean the middle front to back, or the the middle side to side ? Please explain to the stupid american. 😛

Americans are all super-rich by definition, of course. They can afford to come here, where we will welcome you in our majestic stately homes and butlers. queeq can bring a windmill.

Isn't dope more appropriate? 😂 Or tulips to decorate the mansion? Or cheese?

That's the spirit! Self-mockery is the highest form of friendship. Hey, guess that makes me the friendliest person that ever lived... I'm so dumb...

You truly belong here with us in the asylum. 😂

You pulled me in when I posted at the Blue-Milk Bar...

Gundark, what I mean is in the middle both front to back and middle of the row. Not what The Pretenders would have said "In the middle of the road"🙂

Middle of the road, isn't that just.... common?

No, I think finti has decided he has the best seat in the house, mathematically speaking. I will admit my neck gets a little stiff from sitting in the front, but its worth it !
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Brilliant Gundy🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 Best view and sound🤣

Everyone should be slightly to one side from trhe middle- each body hears slightly better to one side, so you should accent the poorer side.

As we all know, Ush keeps a schematic of the seating plan of every theatre he has ever been in inside his brain. Its a Jedi trait. 😂