darth vader vs ulic qel-droma (sabers only)

kurk's basement

winner f*cks kurks mom

Vader better hope he can get his ghost dick up after raping Ulic.

Ulic is a better duelist than Vader, who has only fought old men and farm boys.

And Ulic has only fought a crying ***** and a Mandalorian. That's like being a monkey.

Kurks mom must be a complete nutcase and freak in bed if she had to deal with raising that. Lucky to whoever wins, unless she's one of those stare-through-you-pill-popping-smoking-alchoholic nutcases.

It really depends

Ulic Qel-Droma beats his butt.

Ulic loses worse than Maul did to blind Kanan.

Droma, decent fight.

Vader is victorious.