Disney to Recast Princess Leia!!!!!!????

...WITH MERYL FARKING STREEP!?

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Hope they make her black. That'll get the frothers frothing.

Meh. Just CGI her dead Butt.

Tyler Perry as Madea playing Leia

Originally posted by jaden101
Hope they make her black. That'll get the frothers frothing.

She needs to be a black gay gender fluid person who self identifies as a rancor.

That would be so woke, it would be the wokiest woke there ever was woked.

Carrie Fisher is Princess Leia. Forever. Period. No way can you replace. Even if in some deranged reality the idea of a recast was ever considered, it shouldn't happen.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Carrie Fisher is Princess Leia. Forever. Period. No way can you replace. Even if in some deranged reality the idea of a recast was ever considered, it shouldn't happen.

Which means that Disney will do it.

Cause PHUCK DEH FANS!!!!!

😱

Well they can't make the sequels any more of a train wreck so why not.

Originally posted by Surtur
She needs to be a black gay gender fluid person who self identifies as a rancor.

That would be so woke, it would be the wokiest woke there ever was woked.

That would be rancor cultural appropriation. There would be protests and everything. They would be supported by the sarlaccs.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CGI Leia will still be more likable and realistic the Mary Rey Sue at least.

Yes, recast her to finish her story.

DO NOT just kill her off screen.

They could have Chewie kill her off screen.

I would be down with that.

Well she did ignore Chewie and not give him a medal nor she make sure he was fine after Han's death so there's motive

Originally posted by steverules_2
Well she did ignore Chewie and not give him a medal nor she make sure he was fine after Han's death so there's motive

Oh but thanks to the EU we have an explanation as to why! Chewie DID get a medal...later on. He didn't get a medal at the time because he was so tall Leia would have to stand on top of something to put the medal on him and that would be embarrassing to do in public.

Actually that makes it a lot worse, chick can't take a little bit of embarrassment to honor a hero? And she bangs Han Solo, embarrassment can't be a thing she feels.

I guess folks love clickbait troillbait websites who didn't bother doing any type of reading

hahahahahahahahahahaha.. thanks for the laughs everyone

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I guess folks love clickbait troillbait websites who didn't bother doing any type of reading

hahahahahahahahahahaha.. thanks for the laughs everyone

But only as someone recommends it to you first right?

Originally posted by jaden101
Hope they make her black. That'll get the frothers frothing.

oprah!

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
oprah!

Nailed it.

Ironically, just in time for Easter.

Then everyone get's a medal