KMC members as movie characters

Take a movie and assign members of KMC roles from that movie that most accurately represent their personality and dynamic they have with other forum members/movie characters. I'll use the classic Scary Movie 2 (2001) as an example:

- Cindy: Zenwolf
The woefully naive and innocent protagonist

- Brenda: Fated Xtasy
The sassy black woman

- Ray Wilkins: XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
The jock who has a particular affinity for his male friends 🙂

- Shorty: Emperordmb
The stoner who is always on cloud nine

- Buddy: ILS
Had a crush on Cindy and tricked her into giving him a handjob. Just seemed like something ILS would do, idk.

- Theo: Selenial
The arrogant seductress

- Dwight: Nephthys
The lonely and insecure scientist

- Professor Oldman: Azronger
The perverted, conniving head of the paranormal operation

- Alex: MythLord
The jealous, horny girl who ****s a ghost and catches feelings

- Hanson: Kurk
The deformed, reclusive freak that everyone avoids

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Now choose a movie and make your lists. 🙂

top ****ing kek

Captain America - ILS, the leader of the forums, the hero on the frontlines, the greatest warrior and inspiration to all of his subjects.

Iron Man - Gideon, the smooth operator who flies high above the clouds ending his opponents with precision missile blasts and lasers, never running out of new tricks.

Hulk - kbroskywalker, large, retarded, autistic as hell green mutant.

Thor - Badabing crashes down from the heavens, unleashing the ban hammer on evildoers.

Black Widow - Selenial, some **** we have here for fan service.

Hawkeye - Ziggy, sits in the background stealth killing enemies with impunity, but is actually possessing of no unique talents or powers other than his ability to pick his shots wisely.

Nick Fury - Ellimist because he still can't get Ant's cum out of his eye after his last post got jizzed all over.

ils spilling tea, i like it

Damn, I wish I had the knowledge of movies to do one.

Someone do The GodFather

Originally posted by ILS
Hulk - kbroskywalker, large, retarded, autistic as hell green mutant.

The greatest thing I’ve ever read.

Originally posted by Kurk
Someone do The GodFather

I respect the characters Vito and Michael too much to affiliate with any of you losers. The rest would probably be something like:

Gideon - Barzini (calculative prick who plots behind the shadows)

Elm - Tom Hagen (stable and voice of reason, in an annoying way for some people)

Az - Fredo (lil retard who ignorantly betrays his own family by placing weaklings above ROTS Sheev)

Sel - Connie (lil whiny whore who gets beat up all the time, rarely makes any sense)

ILS&Ant - Sonny (emotionally unstable, antithesis of Hagen/Elm)

DS0 - Hyman Roth (no explanation needed)

Beni - Jack Waltz (annoying feggit with unearned arrogance)

Azronger=Gollum

Originally posted by |King Joker|

- Brenda: Fated Xtasy
The sassy black woman

Originally posted by Sinious
Beni - Jack Waltz (annoying feggit with unearned arrogance)

I love that as the token female I’m making every list. All of them have been pretty hot tho so I’ll take it.

Joker, Zen being Cindy is easily the best shout in this thread.

This post's title should be renamed to "Your favorite KMC members".

Iron Man - ILS, the witty main hero that's both brilliant and ****ed up
Pepper - LotL, a nice guy who would get shredded to pieces without the aid of our main hero
Mandarin - Tempest, looks badass but in the end doesn't really contribute anything meaningless and is just an empty shell
Rhodey - Ant, the good and loyal guy heroically fighting for all of us, even tho he sometimes acts like a fuggot compared to the protagonist
Killian - Azronger, the powerful psycho
Iron Man automated suits - all the socks of Jack

Frodo - Urs, a youngster that's behind every other hero in power capabilities, but is an underdog who will in the end destroy the evil of KMC

Gandalf - me, has lore knowledge above everybody else in the squad, dies once in a while and goes offline before returning in a new shade

Aragorn - ILS, powerful, relentlessness warrior calmly going into any fight with even the most retarded scaling

Galadriel - Zenwolf, barely does anything in any kind of conflict but when he does he demonstrates superiority to the entire human kind

Legolas - Wullf, total homosex fuggot who's a good loyal guy with a warm heart and helps defend the Slorg

Gimli - Zoltan, gets drunk but still whopping ass

Sam - Ant, both the resident fuggot and the greatest hero of all of us at once who will never let you down when you need aid

The other two - LeGenD and Freedon Nadd, kinda retarded but you can't help but like them cuz they're an awesome comic relief

Boromir - Skillz, the great warrior, awesome combatant, but still gets cheapshotted by Caseiden and dies as a cuck

I think Skillz is Saruman, tbh. Worships powerhouses and is open to changing sides 🙂

Edit: Saruman also gets cheapshotted btw

Harry- Ant, slightly unstable student, with extreme potential. Has many loyal friends, and many enemies. Isn't able to ask a girl out, and ends up with the sister of his best friend because of that.

Hermione- KingJoker, cute fanfavorite, who is often shipped with the main char.

Ron- MythLord, slightly cringy, but extremely loyal friend. ****s Joker every night.

Luna- DMB, pretty damn crazy, believes in weird shit, and takes drugs.

Neville- Zenwolf. Seems innocent and weird, but is actually a brave warrior.

Ginny- Slayne. Probably mad awesome but doesn't have enough screentime

Draco- Beni, archenemy of our hero.

Cho Chang- Neph, former crush of our hero.

Dumbledore- JKBart. Mad smart, the most powerful dude alive, but he has a deadly disease. Will end up trolling everyone with his death.

Snape- Elm, seems to hate our hero, and constantly makes fun of him, but actually loves him more than anyone else does.

Voldemort- SunRazer, once the top member of the forums, now a evil psychopath, who constantly lol's.

Urs's one is ****ing 9+/10

Land of Oz -- KMC's prime debaters where the knowledge is stored

Dorothy -- Any new, naive debater (can be from Comicvine) who comes to KMC hoping to learn from the best so that they can go back and apply it.

Toto -- Jmanghan -- annoying whiner that no one takes seriously

Wicked Witch of the East -- Quanchi112 -- low tier fodder shit who gets walked over even by the newest debaters. His death is celebrated by everyone on the forums as is the absence of his cancerous posts and belligerent attacks.

Wicked Witch of the West -- Azronger -- Annoying Sheevite who goes after anyone who doesn't support his cause.

Good Witch of the North -- Any of the active mods Helpful, advises the new user, stays out of the overall mud throwing but intervenes when needed. Plays the role of god.

The Munchkins -- normie KMC members

The Scarecrow -- Galan/Zenwolf -- Loyal, insightful on many topics, helps the new guy out without being intimidating.

Tin Man -- DMD -- Long out of his debating prime, a shell of his former self, needs help to free him from his drug habits and shitty lifestyle; but once free a good mentor to the new guy.

Lion -- Beniboybling -- Tries to act like tough shit, but is a cowardice in truth who runs away the minute his arguments gets pulled apart.

Apple throwing trees -- Cz_zoltan -- Bullies new members

Land of Oz Gatekeeper -- Ant -- tries to show off how great KMC's debating community is (was).

Wizard of Oz -- ILS -- Everyone holds him the highest regards, but he's really a loser IRL who hides behind the facade of his hyped up account.

AP - Exar Kun: makes false promises to a bunch of noobs who figure it out and gang up on him

Kidding of course 🙂

Kurk sounds bitter.