Ages

I don't.

Yeah, but your from Essex, you hav eFord Capris and White Stilletoes.

So Essex is like rednecks?

Essex is the chosen place that all Londoners try to reach in their lifetime- some of them got as far as Dagenham...

Essex is right bang next to the capital, so Redneck isn't really the vibe.

Ahem.

(To the tune of "This Old Man Came Rolling Home"😉
"Essex boys,
We are here
Shag your woman, drink your beer
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Essex boys have got big !!!!"

THAT'S the sterotype vibe. And even if it was true, as I have said before I'm not even remotely a typical Essex Man.

Sounds like rednecks to me if your driving Ford Capri`s

That's what all typical Essex men say, Ush. 😂

Hmmm..I was gonna guess Edna was 18 or 19, judging by those numbers she had thrown out. Well, you're welcome here, no matter what your age Edna ! 🙂

queeq, you're gonna have to better than that. 😎

Come back into the closet and I will!! 😈

I put up a full length mirror in there. 😈

HAMANA HAMANA HAMANA 😈

Unfortunately I've now plastered SW stickers all over it. 😛

Well Im 18 next month. Photo? Im intrigued!

ah, to be 18 again. 🙂

Yes, Edna. Picture please. I need one to hang on my Wall of Fame in the Tavern.

What wall of fame? I havent seen this!

I'm beginning to suspect queeq's motives here... DO I get the feeling that pinning up young withces in the bar is a ploy to attract business?

Now I begin to see what is happening!

It would probably work too. Come for the photo, stay for the magic tricks

I like it! Although my magic has a bad habit of going wrong sometimes. Well actually most of the time but I guess its all good entertainment right!

Certainly. queeq, I think you're onto a winner here. Perhaps you can theme the next bar around this?

You are staying around, aren't you, Edna? Because a lot of people drift away...