Originally posted by JKBart👆
Ant wins imo
Vaders just try to Vaderize everything that is either non-Vaderized, not adequately Vaderized, or even remains fully Vaderized. The act of Vaderization performed by the Vaders is more than just an instinct, Vaders try to Vaderize just because they are Vaders. Vaders are like shamed ones, Vaders Vaderize everything like virus does, the sole Vadery in the Vaders's need to Vaderize is a biological function of the ****ing Vaders. **** Vaders. Like shamed ones is trying to shamed onesize everything and is purely a worthless, damaged, dead useless Vong, Vaders are Vaderized, Vadered, Vaderish and completely Vader. Vaders don't Vaderize anything specific, they're Vaderishly Vaderizing everything, they make every atom around themselves Vadered. From Vaderized wank, to the Vaderized brigades where Vaders TK other Vaders and Revans alike, as no other Vader is Vader for the Vader. Like shamed ones trying to shamed onesize everything, shamed onesize shamed onesed shamed ones, Vaders want to Vaderize Vadered Vaders full of Vadery. They shoot, force choke and lose against everything Vadered or non-Vadered to make it even more Vadered. They lack perception, their Vadered brains are that - Vadered brains of Vaders.
Vaders are just Vadered in their Vader biology and genes. Everything Vaderish about genetical heritage is about Vaderizing and spreading Vadery. To be Vader means to lack anything but a Vadery in one's Vadered brains, Vadered perception, to lack consciousness all replaced by Vadery.
Vader wins because of:
1. Movies, duh.
2. I don't read EU/Legends content.
3. He's the CHOSEN ONE.
4. He made me scared when I was ten.
5. That cape tho.
6. I don't like Revan because he is not a movie character.
7. I have contracted the Sheev and the doctor says I cannot have intercourse ever again without spreading it.
8. Ajunta Pall was kinda cool I guess, idk.