^^ You can't handle the truth. Not a question, but still a good quote.
Though one of my favourites still remains (mainly due to the delivery of the line):
What is the title of the thread? I’ll fix it.
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?