Originally posted by XLR87T3
Hmm, well it depends. Maxima is a bit of a maneater, so she comes across an uber powerful space angel. This beautiful being has body so ripped and lean that he can make any straight woman weak at the knees. So naturally, she'd try to feel his eight pack abs and other muscles. In Maxima's mind, she has already decided to ravage him.Norrin on the other hand, already has a girlfriend, so he grabs her forearm and wrenched her hand from his body, which of course embarrasses and angers Maxima. She doesn't take no for an answer. So Maxima punches him in the face! Norrin doesn't want to fight, being a pacifist, so it looks like Maxima is beating the Surfer down. In reality, Silver Surfer doesn't want to hurt her or the surrounding bystanders, so he gets up casually and says "let's take this somewhere else" and teleports both of them to an empty forest preserve in Canada. Immediately, Maxima assaults him with a PSI Bolt, but he resists easily, being a competent user of the astral plane and a major tank. Seeing that mental assault won't work, she goes for the old reliable physical approach, but the Silver Surfer had enough, and in the middle of her punch he catches her arm like before, but with enough strength to nearly crush her arm. She can't budge, so Maxima panicked and went wild, kicking and screaming with might and ferocity. Norrin was hurt, but he persevered and caught her other arm, physically immobilizing her. With a soulful look in his eyes, he met hers and said "I am sorry, I really am" and then an explosion of energy happened between them that engulfed hundreds of miles of land. When the smoke cleared, there was a huge crater in the ground, with two little dots in the bottom. Norrin was standing, holding up the half-dead body of Maxima in his arms.
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