Luke Cage vs Thor

Started by Philosophía1 pages

Luke Cage vs Thor

Odinson has his hands tied behind his back with unbreakable cuffs, and can't use anything other than his physical stats.

Thor owes him money for historical reparations, but doesn't have them on him.

Luke doesn't believe him, and will take down his pants and check them for himself, by any means necessary.

Fight takes place in a cotton field.

Can Luke take down his pants?

3,50?

Luke breaks the cuffs, jumps into the sun to reforge Mjolnir, jumps back to the fight, and then throws it into the sun to destroy it again.

Thor takes his own pants down and bends over

Originally posted by Philosophía
Odinson has his hands tied behind his back with unbreakable cuffs, and can't use anything other than his physical stats.

Thor owes him money for historical reparations, but doesn't have them on him.

Luke doesn't believe him, and will take down his pants and check them for himself, by any means necessary.

Fight takes place in a cotton field.

Can Luke take down his pants?

Yes, he can. Easily.

And he does things far worse than that once he finds out that Thor has no cash...

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Luke breaks the cuffs, jumps into the sun to reforge Mjolnir, jumps back to the fight, and then throws it into the sun to destroy it again.

Thor takes his own pants down and bends over

Thor headbutts him and Luke dies.

Luke beats him into the ground.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Thor headbutts him and dies.

Fixed it for you.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
In my scenerio Luke isn't even worthy. He's just too strong not to lift a hammer that needs sunblock

Luke will take thor's anoose virginity

Not at all appropriate. Wtf.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
3,50?
Why have you summoned me?