Thanos vs Avengers

Started by Josh_Alexander11 pages
Originally posted by WolvesofBabylon
What happened with kurse is meaningless at this point. Thor has received massive upgrades simce then.

I would agree Thor receiving power and durability upgrades. But strength-wise i think Kurse still beats.

No Infinity Stones?

Storm Breaker Thor solos.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
No Infinity Stones?

Storm Breaker Thor solos.

Strong pills.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Does that mean he is vulnerable to lightning!? Watch the damn movie fanboy.

lol. You just showed again that you haven't watched the movie. A single shot of lightning faceplanted Thanos and obviously hurt him. Not enough to keep him down but that was a single shot. A continuous barrage of lightning is going to mess him up.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Strong pills.

Still covering your eyes at the end of IW I see 😂

The butthurt is strong in you.

Thanos wins.

Originally posted by FrothByte
lol. You just showed again that you haven't watched the movie. A single shot of lightning faceplanted Thanos and obviously hurt him. Not enough to keep him down but that was a single shot. A continuous barrage of lightning is going to mess him up.

Hurt him!!? PLEASEEEE!!!!!

And again, Thor surprised Thanos. Isn't like it was an opened battle in where Thanos has enough time to plan his offensive/defensive.

So again Mr. Froth, reconsider your position.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Still covering your eyes at the end of IW I see 😂

The butthurt is strong in you.

Still sucking Thor's banana? 👆

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thanos wins.

You realize how hurt these guys are!? They even pretend to belief Thor can defeat Thanos.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Hurt him!!? PLEASEEEE!!!!!

And again, Thor surprised Thanos. Isn't like it was an opened battle in where Thanos has enough time to plan his offensive/defensive.

So again Mr. Froth, reconsider your position.

I agree it was a surprise attack, that doesn't change the fact that it still hurt Thanos. And Thanos has literally no answer to Thor simply staying in flight and bombarding him with lightning. Then he also has no answer to getting stormbreaker smashed on his head.

Originally posted by FrothByte
I agree it was a surprise attack, that doesn't change the fact that it still hurt Thanos. And Thanos has literally no answer to Thor simply staying in flight and bombarding him with lightning. Then he also has no answer to getting stormbreaker smashed on his head.

Dude. I don't remember Thanos getting KO'd by the Lighting. Or even scratched. Or even burnt. Or him waling about the electricity running through his body.

So again, hurt?

And again, a gauntletless Thanos means a Thanos with his armor.

What makes you think Thor will even be able to actually hit Thanos without the surprise on his side?

The lightning strike on Thanos caught him off guard and knocked him down but didnt seem to actually hurt him at all.

Originally posted by WolvesofBabylon
The lightning strike on Thanos caught him off guard and knocked him down but didnt seem to actually hurt him at all.

👆

The axe in his chest certainly hurt him.

Originally posted by Silent Master
The axe in his chest certainly hurt him.

Aye.

Originally posted by WolvesofBabylon
The lightning strike on Thanos caught him off guard and knocked him down but didnt seem to actually hurt him at all.

You and Josh don't know the meaning of the word "hurt". Hurt does not equal injured, does not equal bloodied, does not equal knocked out.

But the fact that it knocked down Thanos means it hurt him, unless you can give a real life example of someone getting completely knocked down by a blow that didn't hurt them?

Remember that Thor only hit Thanos once with lightning and that already face planted him. Claiming that that lightning bolt didn't hurt him is like claiming that Superman's headbutt didn't hurt Wonder Woman or that Bane's first few punches didn't hurt Batman. It's a ridiculously dumb statement to make.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Dude. I don't remember Thanos getting KO'd by the Lighting. Or even scratched. Or even burnt. Or him waling about the electricity running through his body.

So again, hurt?

And again, a gauntletless Thanos means a Thanos with his armor.

What makes you think Thor will even be able to actually hit Thanos without the surprise on his side?

Do you know what the meaning of the word hurt is? If I punch you in the chest, you're not going to get knocked out (hopefully), you're not going to get burnt, you're not going to bleed, you're not going to get scratched, heck you probably won't even get knocked down. But you'd have to be completely stupid to stupid to think it wouldn't hurt you. And repeated punches to the chest will eventually knock a person out if not outright kill them. The fact that a blow is strong enough to knock down someone means it hurts quite a bit and a blow that's strong enough to knock you down is not something you can take too much of.

Now, how exactly is Thanos going to fight Thor if Thor just stays in the air and spams lightning?

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
You realize how hurt these guys are!? They even pretend to belief Thor can defeat Thanos.

Urm maybe because Thor did win their battle when Thanos had ALL THE INFINITY STONES.

Without those Stones its obvious Thor wins. And obvious whose butthurt here 😂

Originally posted by FrothByte
Do you know what the meaning of the word hurt is? If I punch you in the chest, you're not going to get knocked out (hopefully), you're not going to get burnt, you're not going to bleed, you're not going to get scratched, heck you probably won't even get knocked down. But you'd have to be completely stupid to stupid to think it wouldn't hurt you. And repeated punches to the chest will eventually knock a person out if not outright kill them. The fact that a blow is strong enough to knock down someone means it hurts quite a bit and a blow that's strong enough to knock you down is not something you can take too much of.

Now, how exactly is Thanos going to fight Thor if Thor just stays in the air and spams lightning?

Was that what your entire argument was all about? That just because Thor surprised Thanos with lightning and manage to strike him, and yes, maybe hurt him a bit (Which arguably, Hulk also hurt him a bit in his fight if we consider the word Hurt as you claim it to be) then Thor wins?

BOY PLEASE!!!!!

Give me a single clip where Thor has stayed in the air spamming lightning.

Also, I remember that whilst on Titan Thanos managed to make some pretty high leaps. I bet Thanos would jump, grab Thor's neck, and finish the Pretty boy.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Urm maybe because Thor did win their battle when Thanos had ALL THE INFINITY STONES.

Without those Stones its obvious Thor wins. And obvious whose butthurt here 😂

Under a surprise attack, sure!!! Also, i don't remember Thanos dying. He had enough time to mock Thor's intelligence and wipe out half the universe. He also had enough time to actually teleport away.

I'd say that If Thanos wouldn't have had the gauntlet, he would have had enough time to reach for Thor's neck and make it smash potato 😂

But Thank's God that didn't happen, else you would have committed suicide by now 😂