Black Dwarf vs. The Thing

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
In the same movie,
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he got pwnt by Star-Lord.

I loved it. Can't wait for tumblr gifs, I'll spam SamZED and Parmaniac with those.

Well,

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Pratt > Holland,
to be fair.

But yes, they will be glorious. Looking forward to the one where Starlord

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gives Thanos the finger
.

👆

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Parker dissolving into nothingness... oh, yes. And I thought nothing would beat the "PENIS PARKER!!!" party from Homecoming. I was wrong 😂

Black Dwarf was beating Super Skrull, Gladiator, and tanking Annihilus at the same time until Ronan full on cheapshot whacked him. That little scuffle was far above Thing's paygrade.

It's just that Ronan hits pretty hard and when he gets a free swing from behind in the jaw it's probably not going to turn out well. He'd likely behead Thing with the same shot.

BP was operating at Namor-ish levels in raw power under Hickman, and Thanos is Thanos.

I don't know what he's done since he's been revived but Jonathan Dwarfman would obliterate Thing.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
BP was operating at Namor-ish levels in raw power under Hickman

He didn't have his energy gauntlet or any fancy gadgets when he faced BD. He had no prep.

Just claws 😛 In the same scenario, Namor would've obliterated him...

Well, let's look at this logically then. Let's actually think about why this occurred.

It was probably a battle of blackness then.

Black Dwarf only had the first part of his name be African American. And parts of his costume. For the sake of this, we'll say that is two black points.

Black Panther right off the bat has two African American points. Panthers are black, and black is black. But his skin tone is also black, as well as his costume.
That's 4 black points.

2 vs 4. In a blackoff, having double black points is a pretty substantial thing to have. That should be enough to at least equalize power. Had Black Dwarf not made it into a blackoff, he should have been able to sweep. But I think, and I'm assuming here, but I think it being on Wakandan soil left him with no other choice and it fueled the winner of the blackoff with powers that would have likely just laid dormant. Had it been in America, it's very possible it would have never turned into a Blackoff.

How does Immortal Thing stack up?

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Black Dwarf was beating Super Skrull, Gladiator, and tanking Annihilus at the same time until Ronan full on cheapshot whacked him. That little scuffle was far above Thing's paygrade.

It's just that Ronan hits pretty hard and when he gets a free swing from behind in the jaw it's probably not going to turn out well. He'd likely behead Thing with the same shot.

BP was operating at Namor-ish levels in raw power under Hickman, and Thanos is Thanos.

I don't know what he's done since he's been revived but Jonathan Dwarfman would obliterate Thing.

This is what I was thinking. Ben couldn't fight a single person on that team.

Black Dwarf wins. He was holding his own against Annihilus , Superskrull and Gladiator until Ronan blind sided him.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Yeah he was, In the Infinity event when he went to invade Wakanda for Thanos he retreated after finding heavy resistance.

Wakanda is a very powerful nation. Did you miss the memo?

Shang Chi and Widow were also dancing round him to be fair.

Not saying Ben is suddenly this ninja warrior, but Wolverine has given Ben props for his fighting speed.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Wolverine has given Ben props for his fighting speed.

What issue?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Shang Chi and Widow were also dancing round him to be fair.

Not saying Ben is suddenly this ninja warrior, but Wolverine has given Ben props for his fighting speed.

Unless Gladiator Hobbes which is very possible, Black Dwarf should destroy Ben.

Thing slaps this second stringer around