POST THE FIRST
So, first things first, let’s review this plan of his:
1. As soon as the match starts, Loki will attack with a spell blast of mystical energy. Which will trap Surfer in a magical diamond like structure…
2. I will use [my sexy helmet] to reinforced the diamond magical force-field, so it will be twice as strong against the Surfer.
3. Once the instant double trap happens, Surfer isn’t going anywhere and this BZ is pretty much over. But since I said no mercy Loki will now end the Silver Leo with his magical fire sword.
And of course, this:
Learn from this Leo.
😂 The only thing I’ve learned is your plan sucks. But I’ll play devil’s advocate for a bit and reply as if any of this actually had a chance to happen.
STEP 1: FAULTY and UNSUPPORTED PREMISE You can’t reliably equate the Dormmy amp with an amp Loki would get from just holding the hammer:
https://imgur.com/Z4w5RHz
As far as I can tell, it doesn’t say anything about gaining the Odinforce in that inscription…. 😕
I mean, if he really did get an Odin-esque amp, surely he could have handled Odinson as easily as he handled all of America’s heroes, no?
https://imgur.com/a/bmF8Yxw
Looking at that battle, Loki CLEARLY wasn’t operating on the same level as he did in the Dormmy arc. I mean really? In the past, Loki usually needs prep to tap into power sources. Case in point, TWILIGHT:
https://imgur.com/a/f27yrGx
He needed a massive machine to tap into its power. Claiming a spell cast through Mjolnir gains some power is one thing. I even tried selling that idea myself (with mixed results I might add….) Claiming the hammer boosts him to Dormammu level, without showing the smallest amount of proof of such a claim, is ridiculous.
I did appreciate him showing THIS scan though:
https://imgur.com/a/kg1acYZ
Firelord, who is certainly fast, but slower than Surfer, was EASILY able to blitz and catch an AMPED Loki off balance and knock him on his a$$ lol
ALL THAT ASIDE….there is the fact that Sufer could simply teleport out of the diamond:
http://i.imgur.com/p9Fzo30.jpg
or phase through it:
http://i.imgur.com/GBvVWJF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wolwkIZ.jpg
Or shatter it. Imagine if Surfer let THIS type of world-breaking energy loose through the hammer and its 100x amp:
http://i.imgur.com/15QC13F.jpg
https://imgur.com/piKxDQS
No more diamond, and likely no more Loki in the process as he would certainly be “caught off balance” again… lol
CONCLUSION: no diamond. Or if there is one, it is much weaker than the one he cast in his scan as there is absolutely no reason to suppose that holding the hammer would amp Loki to the levels he was amped when Loki had Dormammu’s power.
Even amped, we saw Firelord hold his own against Loki. Hammer-amped Surfer would walk through that diamond spell no matter what level you feel it’s at.
STEP 2: The force cage? Strange broke it in a couple panels:
https://imgur.com/a/qxW56s3
Again, a hammer-amped blast from Surfer would likewise shatter it—or the hammer could absorb it. Or I phase through, or port out. /shrug
STEP 3: Well, this is a mess for him at this point. 😂 His spells are shattered as he calls his FIRE SWORD!
The Fire Sword?? All the awesome things Loki can do and you call the FIRE SWORD?? Sigh…
I’ve no doubt the sword COULD hurt surfer—if it ever had the chance to hit him.
Which, given his lack of speed feats and the shambles of his “plan”, it clearly doesn’t.
But let’s say it did come to H2H somehow. I could simultaneously throw the hammer, just missing him, and command my board to blitz him. Maybe something like this, but I would want him to see it coming:
http://i.imgur.com/0YJPxj0.jpg
Then I would cast my own force field and blast him. Something like he does here, but at full power:
http://i.imgur.com/HHbnhDG.jpg
As the board and I attack, I have the hammer return to me like so:
http://i.imgur.com/WZtOKx2.jpg
If he is still alive, he’d be severely weakened, and (since he loves 60 year old scans) I could whip myself up one of these things:
http://i.imgur.com/zb1vvXw.jpg
and beat him down with it, using amped strength. 🙂
There are so many H2H possibilities, it’s pointless going into them. And it isn’t coming down to that.
As I said in my OP, he needs to demonstrate some amount of speed that will convince you he doesn’t get cut in half in the first fraction of a second. And his collection of 60 year old scans is anything but convincing.
I mean, I feel his pain lol—I was forced to try and make Loki’s speed feats seem impressive too. But really, there is not a single scan that unequivocally shows that he can think/move/cast at the speed of light, let alone come close to micro/nanosecond and FTL feats. All of which—his blatant attempts at low balling aside—Surfer has in spades. Low balling doesn’t cut it in BZs. It never has, nor will.
His claim that I “don’t have a significant speed advantage in combat” is grossly wrong too. Though unnecessary (as in this match he dies before combat even begins) here Surfer clearly mounts an FTL attack against Death Urge:
http://i.imgur.com/j3MiFiA.jpg
Bottom line: he has no answer for my speed. NOTHING he said or tried in any way at all, suggests that I DON’T simply cut him in half nearly instantly.
The remainder of his post deals tries to low ball Surfer’s history against magic. None of it is really important, since he’s dead before magic becomes a part of this. But…he does seem to forget—in precisely NONE of those scans, was Surfer armed with one of the great magical weapons in comics! 😂
Low balling with scans from 40 years ago when he was trapped on Earth and considerably weaker than he is currently, is NOT the soundest strategy. Surfer stalemated Loki WHILE SURFER WAS IN HIS WEAKENED STATE—SONIC SHARK ANYONE?? He faced Dracula in his WEAKENED state.
Karnilla? When he’s ready and expecting an attack? http://i.imgur.com/CmziMLC.jpg
And Prester John had the &^%$#@ EVIL EYE!
https://imgur.com/a/0Hmh6Jo
Lol As for the knife that stabbed and made him bleed? POWERED BY THE SURFER’S OWN POWER:
https://imgur.com/a/Q6TygI7
And the Mephisto scan?
http://i.imgur.com/ZSynuiq.jpg
Mephisto was forced to use Shalla Bal to help him win. And again, that was while Surfer was weakened and trapped on Earth! He’s much more powerful now, than he was then. And LOL at Mephisto comparing himself and Loki. He was comparing VILLAINY, not POWER. Mephisto>>>Loki in sheer power. Mephisto did better against Galactus than ODIN did! Lol So if you think your sword and hammer means you can go ahead and convince anyone you can stalemate Galactus now, well, that’s awesome. Feel free to prove it while I stand back and watch the train wreck ensue. 👆
IMPORTANT POINTS TO REMEMBER
1. He demonstrated no speed feats of any worth, and we’ve SEEN him attempt to respond to light speed levels of attack:
http://photobucket.com/gallery/user/OneDumbG0/media/bWVkaWFJZDozMTMzMjA2Ng==/?ref=
And that is NOT a low ball. To be a low ball, he’d need to have several feats that CONTRADICT that one—meaning he would need several feats that show him OUT-REACTING light speed attacks.
HE HAS NONE.
Colorful descriptions of “speed of thought” aside, those are, at the VERY best, ambiguous and unquantifiable and in no way whatever are they proof he can react to my opening blitz. The only thing we know for sure—light speed humbled him. As for “the speed of a god”? Know who else has the speed of a GOD? Heimdall:
https://imgur.com/a/hfEDuY1
I know, I know, TRANSFER OF FEATS ERROR!!1! Not saying Surfer can do that. But if the question of who is faster, Glads or Surfer, were to be raised, wellll… I’m not sure, tbh. My money (and I think most people’s money) would be on Norrin, but it’s at least a VERY debatable point. And if Glads can do THAT to Heimdall, whose perceptual skills are among the best in all of comics, from…GALAXIES away, imagine what Surfer could do to Loki from HALF A KILOMETER AWAY! 😂
He has no answer to a blitz, and as a result, no defense against being sliced in half.
2. He also has no defense against being frozen in time. And before he says “But I have the hammer and it can save me!”
https://imgur.com/a/yDXxSRU
Uriel froze Thor effortlessly, and he needed Cap’s help to get free. The hammer won’t save him from being frozen and he won’t have had any chance to cast any time spells, or even command the hammer to save him. He won’t have had any chance to think or act AT ALL. Split in 2, and frozen in time. Then I open SINGULARITIES in his eyes!! LOL That is soooo awesome. Maybe my favourite attack. And it’s something I can do instantly, at any time. That alone would likely kill him! (Unless he has a black hole durability feat hanging around…?) And, finally, if needed, I drain his life force.
Game, set match.
Now that it’s too late Leo will finally realize that I played him for a sucker, oops I meant a surfer.
Oh yeah, that well-disguised plan was very tricksy…
😂