Kenobi: A Star Wars Story

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Meh. Kenobi can’t leave Tatooine so there isn’t a whole lot they can do.

And he cant meet Vader so there isnt much that can challenge him either.

Unless they go with maul when he went after Luke but I highly doubt it

Originally posted by steverules_2
Unless they go with maul when he went after Luke but I highly doubt it

Would be interesting.

Who knows...maybe another Darth Vader vs Kenobi scene.

Think they already did it in Rebel’s (that the show?) and that’s canon as far as I know so they have already done it

Originally posted by steverules_2
Think they already did it in Rebel’s (that the show?) and that’s canon as far as I know so they have already done it

Yes.

And seeing as Rebels is quite new and it counts as Disney canon, I don't see them retconning or retelling it. Not so soon, anyway.

The only way this could be decent is if it revealed that the bitter and lonely Obi-Wan, in exchanged for his protection against the Empire and Tusken Raiders, forced Owen Lars to let him phuck his wife whenever he was in the mood, and it was Owen finally standing up to Obi and refusing to be bullied anymore that led to his being killed by the Empire.

If they made this they'd probably shoehorn in a gay love story.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
If they made this they'd probably shoehorn in a gay love story.
Are you one of the sissies freaking out over Lando liking big alien cock too?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Are you one of the sissies freaking out over Lando liking big alien cock too?

First I heard of this so I googled, apparently he's pansexual and the closeted-gay-hyper-hetero-sphere is indeed freaking out over it. They're so fragile; they should just come out of the closet already.

YOu would enjoy watching them "Clash Lightsabers" a bit to much I would think Robbie.

Hope they decide to do a Max Rebo movie next.

Originally posted by CPT Space Bomb
Great, another chance for Disney to shit on an OT character.

Honestly they need to make movies about OTHER people. Star Wars is supposed to be about galaxies far far away, and yet we can't seem to escape movies about the same groups of people over and over and over.

Two words:

Rogue One.

^ Still had Vader in it and people still complained.

I liked how R1 was all new characters whilst still working off OT nostalgia.

Vader was just a cool cameo and Tarkin was a nice surprise.

Originally posted by Kazenji
^ Still had Vader in it and people still complained.

Well they had to have him after his lack lustre appearance in ROTS

He had a nice showing in R1

I think they just need to go and make the Star Wars Movie Multiple Generations have been yearning for for GENERATIONS!

The Exiting Adventures of MOUSE DROID!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I think they just need to go and make the Star Wars Movie Multiple Generations have been yearning for for GENERATIONS!

The Exiting Adventures of MOUSE DROID!!!!!!!!!

[/B]

😂

I'd watch that.

Yes. We find out that Mouse Droid and R2 Struck up a friend ship during the FIRST MOVIE and it was really Mouse Droid that turned off the shields around the exhaust vent that allowed the torpedo to hit the reactor. None of this Inbuilt BULLSHIT Nonsense that Rogue One tried to barf out on us. Mouse Droid. The Rebellions Most Unsung Hero!

MAKE THIS MOVIE DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a bad feeling about this one, but I'm an optimist at heart, so here's hoping.