New Darth Malak Wank!

Started by DarthAnt662 pages

New Darth Malak Wank!

Sort of like kun.

But could he do the Sheev spin?

Malahu akbar

YouTube video

if the context is manipulated correctly this could be a carthage-esque meme

"Darth Malak vs. Yoda. Can Yoda resist his screams?"

Pretty cool. What's the source?

This reads as if Ant himself just typed/printed something and took a purposely lower-quality picture of it to look like he found it in a sourcebook.

LMFAO. ^

Nah, I'd throw in a "Malak's powers far surpassed any Sith before him" line.

Ant... not me trying to be a dick... but holy **** why is it when people post scans they never post the ****ing source lol. Everything else on a respect thread is sourced, but so many RT makers, some of the best/most prominent ones too, will just slap a scan and leave it there with no source for the scan.

NGL, it's a fetish of mine to see people angrily ask me for a source and me not respond.

I don't use scans for my RT though, so once it's updated it'll be put in.

Can you really call it screaming if you don't have a mouth? Kind of odd that they'd highlight something that you'd think he'd be the worst at.

Good to see confirmation that Malak duelled Darth Revan. Its always been the assumption that thats how he lost his jaw but I can't recall anything ever making it explicit.

"Malak's most distinguishing feature, his steel jaw, disguises a vicious lightsaber wound inflicted by his former Master in their desperate final battle."

😉

malak is savage tier confirmed, he ragdolls Dooku

I like how Kun could do Force screams that Jedi across the galaxy could hear, as of killing Nadd. But for Prime Malak this is some kind of impressive feat.

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So what's special about this? This seems like pretty standard stuff

Good to see that Darth Malak is officially recognized as a master of the Dark Side, and also proficient in the matters of Sith Sorcery.

Originally posted by Greysentinel365
So what's special about this? This seems like pretty standard stuff

Darth Malak's Dark Healing ability isn't common.

Are you Vasili Volkoff, DartAnt66?

Originally posted by AncientPower
I like how Kun could do Force screams that Jedi across the galaxy could hear, as of killing Nadd. But for Prime Malak this is some kind of impressive feat.

He was on a Dark Side nexus, though.

Which is irrelevant given both the context and him being massively pre-prime.