Live you life to the fullest while you are young and you will never get one.
Midlife crisis = married at 18...three kids by age 21, house and car payments, full time job etc...
Then by age 40 guy looks back and says WAIT, what about me? I did not get to live/have fun (sew the oats) in my 20's...think I will by a hairpiece and a new sporty BMW convertible..that'll make me feel better... Oh and don't forget the gold chains