Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Started by StiltmanFTW119 pages

^ Thats kind of an insult to Jar Jar.

dur

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Snoke is an idiot just like you.

And yet you are his fan, pathetic!

So this is officially the least popular Star Wars film amongst critics as its RT score is officially less then Phantom Menace:

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_rise_of_skywalker

The verified audience score is high, however it also scored the lowest Cinemascore by audiences of all Star Wars films.

In terms of box office this will make less than Aquaman. Substantially less.

Just wait till RIAN JOHNSON hits us in the face with his own trilogy.

You will give Abrams a fellatio and beg him to come back.

Originally posted by -Pr-
How would you rank them?
5,4,3,9,8,7,2,6,1

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Just wait till RIAN JOHNSON hits us in the face with his own trilogy.

You will give Abrams a fellatio and beg him to come back.

I think id prefer they just stop.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
5,4,3,9,8,7,2,6,1

How ****ing dare you. Smh. 😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Just wait till RIAN JOHNSON hits us in the face with his own trilogy.

You will give Abrams a fellatio and beg him to come back.

Rian is the reason why Ep. IX sucks. I mean, who can build a house on rotten foundations...

Honestly, the entire trilogy felt OFF the SW storyline. It seemed to me like the directors never watched the prequels or related material...

Originally posted by -Pr-
How ****ing dare you. Smh. 😂

Whirly already said how he felt about RotJ, so you shouldn't be surprised.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Rian is the reason why Ep. IX sucks. I mean, who can build a house on rotten foundations...

The movie was in big part about the damage control, yeah. Addressing the mistakes that TLJ did.

Holdo maneuver = 1 in a million

Rose = sidelined

Snoke = piece of shit nobody

Luke = "I was wrong"

Though I wasn't a fan of Rey becoming a granddaughter of Palps. I preferred her "nobody" origin we got from Johnson.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Whirly already said how he felt about RotJ, so you shouldn't be surprised.

The movie was in big part about the damage control, yeah. Addressing the mistakes that TLJ did.

Holdo maneuver = 1 in a million

Rose = sidelined

Snoke = piece of shit nobody

Luke = "I was wrong"

Though I wasn't a fan of Rey becoming a granddaughter of Palps. I preferred her "nobody" origin we got from Johnson.

That's not an excuse.

TBH, I blame Kennedy, Abrams and Johnson for it all at this point. They all had a part to play. And that supposed Disney "story team" or whatever they call it.

Originally posted by -Pr-
How ****ing dare you. Smh. 😂
😆 I ****ing hate the ewoks. What can I say

Originally posted by Putinbot1
😆 I ****ing hate the ewoks. What can I say

Bad touch...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bad touch...


I'd say this is the face of a man who was touched by an ewok at a young age...he has sad eyes

Originally posted by Putinbot1
5,4,3,9,8,7,2,6,1

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'd say this is the face of a man who was touched by an ewok at a young age...he has sad eyes

true, I was 16 when Rotj came out... I really am channelling Russell Crowe there. I had a horrible summer cold and a zit too. 😂

It was a single Ewok or more like a gangbang?

Originally posted by Putinbot1
true, I was 16 when Rotj came out... I really am channelling Russell Crowe there. I had a horrible summer cold and a zit too. 😂

There's a little surprise in the whirly vs ewok thread...