https://imgur.com/p9CmQxT
Here's a little preview of how this match will end.
Now, let's get into this shall we?
Hulk is Toughest There Is
Let's get this out of the way, Hulk is one of the most difficult hero's in Marvel to hurt, and even harder to keep down for any lasting amount of time.
While we're fighting in a suburb, there's still plenty of metal in the vicinity that Philomagneto can try and smack me with.
I'm sure he can see the folly of blunt force:
https://imgur.com/TRI7nkM
even swinging to win, and breaking bones with every shot, the Hulk can take Mjolnir strikes and bounce back quick enough to avoid point black hammer throws. There's no car or house that will impede me.
Mageto can of course be much more refined that those types of approaches if needs to be, refining metals into shapes that can pierce and damage Hulk, in theory. Right?
Well...
http://i.imgur.com/MrQ4Lyq.png
Hulk shrugs off point blank adamantium bullets straight off the operating table.
https://imgur.com/UOrZ1Fe
Note that the Hulk was being attacked by Doctor Strange at the time of this assault by the army, and the adamantium shrapnel was doing superficial damage at best.
The second he was free of Dr. Strange's influence he ended the threat by charging through it.
So even refined attacks, by metal no less, are not productive.
The thing about all this is, I'm sure my opponent realizes this. When has smacking and cutting ever really been a good idea? Not often.
Which means that Magnephilo probably has a different avenue of attack in mind, he's going to go for my insides.
Internal Attacks
Let's face it, the outside isn't the best method of attacking me. But Magneto has fine control over all metal, which means he can attack the metal in my blood for a variety of different effects.
Could some of it work on Hulk? Possibly. If he had the time to do it. This isn't your average Hulk just wants to be left alone green retard. This green retard isn't going to give Erick Philosophia time to attack.
But just to cover all my bases, let's talk about how hard it is to hurt Hulk from the inside.
https://i.imgur.com/kouIITT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/u9UJn4n.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/zS3cV41.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/9wijuwT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/8Pt20kX.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/xBgLlAC.jpg
Multiple piercing wounds where his spine should have been, recovered miraculously in moments. And he came back with such strength as to put down a piece of Zom and walk away without issue.
https://i.imgur.com/6fFlZFN.png
Survives immolation to the head without much trouble
and one of my favorites: https://i.imgur.com/yuj16Am.jpg
an adamanitum spike to the head barely registers as damage.
Not to be left out:
https://i.imgur.com/yuj16Am.jpg
So, what does this all mean? It means I'm basically impossible to hurt by the likes of Magneto, and in the case that I am hurt I have on panel feats of healing from normally fatal damage in moments.
I can go on with examples but the purpose of this isn't to throw a respect thread at Auschwitz's number one fan. Simply put, that I want it to be clear that Magneto isn't going to be able to damage me beyond anything superficial. The Hulk has taken the best Marvel can give and at his World War Hulk levels been able to give it right back.
So then how do we proceed?
The Strategy
Here's the deal, Hulk isn't what one might say...Silver Surfer. I don't have 1000+ opening moves, and the distance at which we start favors Magneto. In theory.
Because the moment the fight starts, Magneto has a choice, but both roads take him to the same end. Either he puts his shields up, or he's about to get hit with the equivalent of a nuke's concussive force.
At the very start of the match, I bring my hands together and release the strongest thunder clap ever released by the Hulk. Forcing Magneto to either cover up or be blown away. Even before WWH Hulk's thunder claps could sent the likes of Hercules flying, let alone now. How strong does one have to be to knock someone out by clapping their hands? Ask Red Hulk:
https://imgur.com/PgGDsOT
https://imgur.com/Te50NCs
and that was of course, full power, just hit Hulk in the head with a nuclear blast Red Hulk, Loeb force red Hulk, who Hulk just casually clapped away.
What will my clap produce on Magneto? If he attempted to attack me in any way, not only will I blow away his metal but his entire body will be swept away and at my mercy, assuming he's not uncociouss. If he did shield, and attemtpt to escape into the sky, he's going to be met with an even greater force than what had him reeling alreay on panel:
https://imgur.com/gpWyvLF
When confronted with a sudden blast, magneto has only time to hastily erect a shield. True, he was guarding others as well,perhaps with a more localized shield he'd be able to better prepare right? The take away from the scan is actually in Magneto's own narration as he feels the pain of strain against his shields.
We see it again here:
https://imgur.com/ijr5Q2v
and once again a sudden blast here:
https://imgur.com/cPOykLr
It causes stress on Magneto to have to deal with sudden, powerful forces on his shielding. And, depending on the kind of force, it can go right through his shielding.
https://imgur.com/sDj4JoO
https://imgur.com/BjJJc3o
With all the force I'm letting loose, you can bet not all of it is going to be trees, rocks, etc. It's wind, sound waves, etc.
So my clap goess off, levels the playing field, including Magneto who will feel the feedback of the strength of the clap. What is Magneto doing during this time? Hopefully dedicating all his power to his shielding, because his body WILL get blown away if he's not concentating, a problem that Tony Stark picked up on:
https://imgur.com/PLezRMK
Stark, with a fraction of the force that I am capable of emitting, was effectively able to keep Magneto occupied enough from switching to using his more refined abilities.
Which leads me to...
Strategy Part 2: The Charge
Hulk has always had pretty good reflexes, but you know what has always been one of his forte's? His leaping ability. He usually uses it as a simple form of travel, but in this arena, he's about to cross the gap between Mags and himself, in moments.
https://imgur.com/KrwDXEh
So that's one of the weakest and earliest versions of Hulk.
Hulk straight up caught up to a rocket during its flight. To give an idea of how impressive that is, the speed of your average, unimpressive, cruiser missile is 880km/h
at those speeds, a cruiser would be traveling .24km per second, meaning it would cover the starting distance in two seconds, more or less. And this wasn't your average pussy cruiser missile, thid was a Leader created Doomsday Missile. AND THE HULK CAUGHT IT. Here's the link fact checking by the way: http://www.navy.mil/navydata/fact_display.asp?cid=2200&tid=1300&ct=2
And that was early savage Hulk. WWH? I would be on you in less than a second, and that's hardly unreasonable. Given that Hulk's got plenty of feats of that nature, and he's only gotten stronger since them.
So it would go -thunder clap- you brace for it, I blitz, hit your shields, and the strain of being hit by that much force that quickly would either completely give you a stroke, from what we've seen Magneto hurt from, or, now that I'm on you, I proceed to pound on your defenses until the fight is over and you are pulp. There's no way to get me off you, and Magneto doesn't have the feats to suggest he could handle that kind of pounding from the strongest hero in Marvel.
https://imgur.com/h0O8ekA
The blitz would be truly terrifying, and sooner than later you'd end up like poor Sue Storm.
https://i.imgur.com/O7XrY1K.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ugvGsEr.jpg
and that's from a holding back melee Hulk, not the missile of a creature about to pop your shields and maybe sink the continent as an after effect.
Hulk: Force of Nature
Now, don't be getting an ideas about trying to restrain me. You can give it a shot, but all the metal on the block isn't going to stop me. Hulk is Hulk.
https://imgur.com/yOy1lux
https://imgur.com/BCoPg9M
https://imgur.com/GpS4FMg
https://imgur.com/yDTNsqv
The angrier Hulk gets the stronger he gets, and even little abstracts have to take note.
Of course, he's got good examples on a more realistic level.
https://imgur.com/9YDkoP7
Shugging off peak heroes by flexing his muscles.
The point being, there's no way to get rid of me. I'll charge again and again if I need to, but I don't think Magneto will be in any sort of condition to fight me off after the initial contact. And just incase the possibility of me missing comes up, somehow, even though I'm slamming intom him in less than a second:
https://i.imgur.com/qYQbNKa.png
Hulk is Lobo levels of stupid. He can do what he wants. It's summed up quite well here:
https://imgur.com/8yOKACs
Hulk goes where Hulk wants, not even negative zone particles can make him stop.
and as a last bit for this first post:
https://imgur.com/jvAV0TN
Hulk is also incredibly intelligent. And just as he adjusted to not kill innocents, so too can he adjust to hit you over and over again, assuming the first blow doesn't do the job.