Cringiest line in Star Wars history

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Cringiest line in Star Wars history

Some popular contenders:

"I hate sand..."

"That’s how we’re gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love."

"I am more than just a collection of random matter and particles! I am Meetra Surik!"

"That’s how we’re gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love."

This is just stupid and never should have been a line because it makes 0 sense.

Yeah, I think that one might take the cake for the time being.

Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padmé: So love has blinded you?
Anakin Skywalker: [laughs] Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
Padmé: But it's probably true.

....holyyyyy f*ck was that ever cringey to watch

Any AotC dialogue between our two favorite lovers

I hate sand obviously

"I am Senate"

"Disney is buying Lucasfilm"

The Force is Female

Originally posted by One Big Mob
The Force is Female

Actually maybe this....or both? I can't decide.

"I am the Senate" was actually awesome.

"I am more than just a collection of random matter and particles! I am Meetra Surik!"

is by far the worst offender.

"From my point of view the Jedi are evil!"

Just the delivery on that.

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

...well that in itself is an absolute lol.

Obi is a Sith confirmed

Same for:

"Do or do not. There is no try"

Yoda is a sith too apparently.

Anyone saying "Then die" "or die"

The first lines of dialogue in the han solo movie. The laziest writing I've ever seen from a star wars movie.

“[Insert name here] ruined my childhood!”

Originally posted by Rockydonovang
The first lines of dialogue in the han solo movie. The laziest writing I've ever seen from a star wars movie.

Not as bad as
"I'm in charge Phasma I'm in charge!"-Finn from TFA

I'VE GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS

Anything coming out of Rey's mouth.

Originally posted by TheNuisanceBird
Anything coming out of Rey's mouth.

You are sexist!! Rey is a strong female character!!!!!
Force is female!!!

Originally posted by TheIndyJedi
Not as bad as
"I'm in charge Phasma I'm in charge!"-Finn from TFA

Nah. Like it or not, that's not unrealistic dialogue. I can see a person saying that, especially as finn was characterized. But wjen the first line you say in a movie is

"I've got [this thing] which we can use to [go to this place] and this is [insert motivation]". Keep in mind, the context here is that he just returned from a dangerous mission and is greeting his love interest.

The moment, which should be used to make us invested in either character instead uses them as plot devices and is very blatant about it.

Jar Jar'a dialogue....