All of KMCs members are trapped in a room...

Originally posted by Kurk
Ooh this is a fun game:

Robtard: A middle-aged man with lighter brown hair; average height and weight. Nothing special to look at.

Surtur: A man in his late thirties. Possibly shorter and more plump than Robtard. Not the most attractive thing.

Flyattractor: Late thirties dude; has an eccentric look; probably in decent shape due to manual labor demands; not the sharpest crayon in the box

DMB: 20/21 y/o college student. "Big boned", light-brownish hair; not super attractive; stereotypical engineering/computer geek.

Beniboy: Have no idea, but would guess mid-late twenties, blonde hair, outgoing personality, takes control of the situation.

Joker: 18/19 y/o male. Skinny, pale, light complexion, hipster?

MythLord: 16/17 y/o male. Avg height and build. Normal appearance.

JKBart: mid-late twenties obese male. Dark hair. Fat enough to have heart problems. Funny, obnoxious personality.

ILS: mid-late twenties skinny male. Light hair and complexion. Annoying Scottish accent; swears alot; out-going & obnoxious.

Azronger: early-mid twenties male. Goofy personality. Small build.

Ellimist: early twenties male. Avg build. Studious, smart, introverted.

Dadudemon: mid thirties male. Former football player build.

Quanchi: mid thirties male. Short. Brown hair. Blunt personality.

Most of those are wrong, lol.

Yeah, honestly. lmfao

I'm quite a bit taller than average. Fatter, too.

I've thought about this question, funnily enough. If we ignore the fact that some of us have seen each other and have read this thread OP, IMHO the only ways we would figure it out would be:

- we brainstorm how we're suddenly teleported into a locked conference room and someone brings up internet forums for some reason

- we get to know each other well enough for someone to eventually leak the info, or for some hint to domino (e.g. someone notes that they're a Star Wars fan and then we realize that like half of us are too and eventually connect the dots)

'Hey, why are half of you on your phone? And why are you alternately raging then laughing? Oh, you're all trolling on KMC? And all of us here are members? I was wondering why I suddenly teleported to a hotel conference room in Wisconsin.'

Originally posted by The Ellimist
I've thought about this question, funnily enough. If we ignore the fact that some of us have seen each other and have read this thread OP, IMHO the only ways we would figure it out would be:

- we brainstorm how we're suddenly teleported into a locked conference room and someone brings up internet forums for some reason

- we get to know each other well enough for someone to eventually leak the info, or for some hint to domino (e.g. someone notes that they're a Star Wars fan and then we realize that like half of us are too and eventually connect the dots)

Other active neighborhoods that are part of this small town are, the OTF, the Comic Book forums, the video game forums, the anime forums, and the Movie Discussion forums.

I would say the GDF, but most of the people here frequently post in the OTF as well, which makes them home to both.

I would flash the secret symbol to The House Of El and we would take over the room!

Most would get along. The people who constantly run their mouths here would be too afraid to say that shit to peoples faces.

Originally posted by samhain
'Hey, why are half of you on your phone? And why are you alternately raging then laughing? Oh, you're all trolling on KMC? And all of us here are members? I was wondering why I suddenly teleported to a hotel conference room in Wisconsin.'

Originally posted by Surtur
Most would get along. The people who constantly run their mouths here would be too afraid to say that shit to peoples faces.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Wrong, I suspect if you met me you'd shit your pants Pinocchio. Trust me, I give it larger in real life.

No, trash doesn't bother or intimidate me.

But Pooty is the Super Soldier of the Eurasian Elitist Super Villains.

We'd all probably be the best of friends, realizing that our differing opinions don't neccesitate a hate for each other. Or turn it into a slaughterhouse because of our political views. It's one or the other.

I would use Mythlords Gentle Giant Aura lure certain KMC'ers into a false sense of friendship and security, and then I would push him over crushing who ever was in his vicinity CRUSHING THEM TO DEATH!

Cause as Mythy (Him/Her/It) pointed out....

Originally posted by MythLord
Yeah, honestly. lmfao

I'm quite a bit taller than average. Fatter, too.

And then I would Muwaahahah for a bit.

I'd get a D&D session going.

Sniffing cocaine off of a hooker’s ass.

Originally posted by Impediment
Sniffing cocaine off of a hooker’s ass.

Oic. So in the role playing session you wanna be this guy:

Originally posted by Surtur
Oic. So in the role playing session you wanna be this guy:

😂

YUSS!!!!

Originally posted by Surtur
Oic. So in the role playing session you wanna be this guy:

Originally posted by Impediment
😂

YUSS!!!!

I can see Imp dying in a Tool Shed Fire.

I'd be off the corner just giggling when we start bickering with each other like the Avengers scene on the helicarrier.

Originally posted by samhain
'Hey, why are half of you on your phone? And why are you alternately raging then laughing? Oh, you're all trolling on KMC? And all of us here are members? I was wondering why I suddenly teleported to a hotel conference room in Wisconsin.'

😂