Skins vs Rocks vs. Furs vs Scales vs Metals

Started by CosmicComet2 pages

Skins vs Rocks vs. Furs vs Scales vs Metals

A massive tag team brick match up between 5 teams. Everyone is bloodlusted against opposing teams.

Cage & Britain

vs

Thing & Korg

vs

Sasquatch & Wendigo

vs

Abomination & A-Bomb

vs

Colossus & Iron Clad

PS: Phuck yo internet.

Metal team dies from the shockwaves

Fur or Scales

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Metal team dies from the shockwaves

bu..but but! Colossus fought Gladiator!

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Originally posted by CosmicComet
bu..but but! Colossus fought Gladiator!

🙁

😛

Being completely serious, Gladiator was treated like complete shit in every X-Men appearance up to the mid 400s. Probably some of his worst showings come from that time.

Colossus. Being knocked out by laserguns. Gambit beating him with a full deck. Gambit effecting him with one card. Getting off paneled by a garbage team of X-Men along with the Guard and put in handcuffs and a spit mask. Appearing in like one panel in one comic to show Jahf knocked him out. Even that X-Men First Class Giant size had him going h2h and having trouble with Cyclops. No joke. His history in X-Men comics is garbage, and yet this is Colossus' big claim to fame and it's using it from a series where Gladiator gets his biggest jobbing fame.

But I digress. Colossus sucks.

Alright, so how about a second scenario. They all become bloodlusted against each other too?

Who is left standing

Wendigo is probably strongest on average ignoring when he started becoming akin to a zombie virus that got foddered.

The other high ones are Abom (he would be the top if he wasn't treated like garbage so often), A-Bomb, Korg, and Captain Britain. Any one of those wouldn't be a wrong answer, which would make team scales the best in the original scenario.

So with that said, naturally Luke Cage wins. His style is just so cagey.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Even that X-Men First Class Giant size had him going h2h and having trouble with Cyclops. No joke.

Think you got the wrong issue here? Don't recall Glads appearing in FC.

Forever. I knew it was an F-word Giant Sized.

You have to realize almost everything I say is based off memory. Sometimes the old bird is off a little.

Wendigo is something of an outlier here.

It was X men forever giant size. Non canon.

Originally posted by abhilegend
It was X men forever giant size. Non canon.

What makes you think it was non-canon? Care to elaborate?

Claremont's run was non-canon, but that was an exception.

Sabretooth looks like his current version in the scans you posted.

It was written by Claremont and was non canon.

Originally posted by abhilegend
It was written by Claremont and was non canon.

Ah, so that giant size issue was a part of that particular run. Okay. Didn't know.

I got stupefied by how ridiculous that whole scene was.

Glads was lucky Corsair wasn't there...

It should be canon via hilarity though. Claremont loved shitting on Gladiator for whatever reason.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Wendigo is something of an outlier here.

Is Wendigo on average way stronger than anyone else here?

Either strongest or weakest going by the iteration you choose.

Strongest Wendigo would probably solo except for Abomination.

Abom fluctuates a lot, too.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Abom fluctuates a lot, too.

That's because the @$$holes over at Marvel job him out a lot.

Having said that, Team Fur or Team Scales. Both members of those teams are legit cl100 beings. Team Steel has that poor jobber Ironclad. Team Skin has Cage, which while impressive for his tier, is outclassed here. Team Rocks is solid but they would get overwhelmed by Team Scales or Team Fur.

Abomination and Abomb.