DMB's Darth Zannah vs Count Dooku

So at some point DMB actually thought Zannah > Dooku 😂

You gotta wonder if he was on LSD when writing this:
http://dmbempire.forumotion.com/t303-count-dooku-fated-xtasy-vs-darth-zannah-emperordmb

I didn't read the entire thing, but Zannah's sorcery wouldn't be an issue b/c:

1. He's vastly more powerful in the force than Zannah, so she'd need to overwhelm his barriers to be effective (which she'd fail at)

2. Dooku is familiar with Sith illusions. He himself used the doppelganger ability successfully against Anakin. Additionally anything that Zannah contributed to in the Sith holocrons Dooku has ascertained.

Who is Dmb?

Originally posted by TheIndyJedi
Who is Dmb?

He is an undergraduate student at the University of Texas at Austin where he is studying mechanical engineering (guess what else I know about him).

In his free time, he enjoys indulging in hallucinogenics, his favorite being LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide). He also enjoys spending time in the general discussion forums of KMC where he will go on long, meaningless rants about moral decay in the world, how his moral Judeo-Christian beliefs make him (in his eyes) hot shit, as well as his personal problems with living as an incelibate. He has been turned down by women on more than one occasion, and longs for the day he can meet his true soul-mate so he can confidently put his stubby tootsie roll into her crusty crypt and lose his virginity.

DMB says he is a vegetarian despite also claiming to have the appearance of a tall, big-boned man. If you ask me he's probably a neck-beard.

He is an avid fan of pepe the frog and mocks SJWs for fun. He is a libertarian or "classical liberal" if you want to sound sophisticated like him.

And if you couldn't tell, he thinks Darth Bane is the most powerful character in the Star Wars mythos.

Originally posted by Kurk
DMB, better known as EmperorDMB, is one of the senior members on KMC.

He is an undergraduate student at the University of Texas at Austin where he is studying mechanical engineering (guess what else I know about him).[

In his free time, he enjoys indulging in hallucinogenics, his favorite being LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide).

Originally posted by Kurk
He also enjoys spending time in the general discussion forums of KMC where he will go on long, meaningless rants about moral decay in the world,

Originally posted by Kurk
how his moral Judeo-Christian beliefs make him (in his eyes) hot shit,

Originally posted by Kurk
as well as his personal problems with living as an incelibate.

Originally posted by Kurk
He has been turned down by women on more than one occasion,

Originally posted by Kurk
and longs for the day he can meet his true soul-mate so he can confidently put his stubby tootsie roll into her crusty crypt and lose his virginity.

Originally posted by Kurk
DMB says he is a vegetarian despite also claiming to have the appearance of a tall, big-boned man.

Originally posted by Kurk
If you ask me he's probably a neck-beard.

Originally posted by Kurk
He is an avid fan of pepe the frog and mocks SJWs for fun. He is a libertarian or "classical liberal" if you want to sound sophisticated like him.

Originally posted by Kurk
And if you couldn't tell, he thinks Darth Bane is the most powerful character in the Star Wars mythos.

Originally posted by Kurk
DMB, better known as EmperorDMB, is one of the senior members on KMC.

He is an undergraduate student at the University of Texas at Austin where he is studying mechanical engineering (guess what else I know about him).

In his free time, he enjoys indulging in hallucinogenics, his favorite being LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide). He also enjoys spending time in the general discussion forums of KMC where he will go on long, meaningless rants about moral decay in the world, how his moral Judeo-Christian beliefs make him (in his eyes) hot shit, as well as his personal problems with living as an incelibate. He has been turned down by women on more than one occasion, and longs for the day he can meet his true soul-mate so he can confidently put his stubby tootsie roll into her crusty crypt and lose his virginity.

DMB says he is a vegetarian despite also claiming to have the appearance of a tall, big-boned man. If you ask me he's probably a neck-beard.

He is an avid fan of pepe the frog and mocks SJWs for fun. He is a libertarian or "classical liberal" if you want to sound sophisticated like him.

And if you couldn't tell, he thinks Darth Bane is the most powerful character in the Star Wars mythos.

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Damn I wasn't expecting a whole bio of this guy

Uhhhh ok....I’d give it too Dooku

Greatest thread around.

Originally posted by DarthSkywalker0
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We should start a Patreon, I want Kurk to write a full biography on DMB.

Emperordmb: Kurk if you ****ing read this message, I am tired of your ****ing condesention at every single ****ing thing I do
Emperordmb : is it so much to ask for you to not shoot your mouth off like some smug self righteous douchebag whenever I do anything?
Emperordmb : you've seen worse
Emperordmb : yet you ****ing belittle me and condescend on all of my ****ing actions
Emperordmb: well you know what
Emperordmb: I'm ****ing sick of it
Emperordmb : I'm tired of your bullshit
Emperordmb : and I don't want to put up with it anymore

( A parody written by Syndiciate )

2op4me pls nerf

dmb is still takings Ls mid 2018 sheesh

Originally posted by Kurk
I didn't read the entire thing, but Zannah's sorcery wouldn't be an issue b/c:

1. He's vastly more powerful in the force than Zannah, so she'd need to overwhelm his barriers to be effective (which she'd fail at)

2. Dooku is familiar with Sith illusions. He himself used the doppelganger ability successfully against Anakin. Additionally anything that Zannah contributed to in the Sith holocrons Dooku has ascertained.

Garbage

Impenetrable wall + Illusion one-shot = GG

I knew he would respond if I pissed him off enough.

Originally posted by DarthSkywalker0
Emperordmb: Kurk if you ****ing read this message, I am tired of your ****ing condesention at every single ****ing thing I do
Emperordmb : is it so much to ask for you to not shoot your mouth off like some smug self righteous douchebag whenever I do anything?
Emperordmb : you've seen worse
Emperordmb : yet you ****ing belittle me and condescend on all of my ****ing actions
Emperordmb: well you know what
Emperordmb: I'm ****ing sick of it
Emperordmb : I'm tired of your bullshit
Emperordmb : and I don't want to put up with it anymore

( A parody written by Syndiciate )

>written by syndicate
>literally just switched the names

Originally posted by NewGuy01
>written by syndicate
>literally just switched the names

He posted that not me, lol. Gotta say, Sas, that shit is so funny.

Well, it was a pretty neat thing to wake up to. Can't say I expected to still be seeing it 4 years later though.

Originally posted by Kurk
DMB, better known as EmperorDMB, is one of the senior members on KMC.

He is an undergraduate student at the University of Texas at Austin where he is studying mechanical engineering (guess what else I know about him).

In his free time, he enjoys indulging in hallucinogenics, his favorite being LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide). He also enjoys spending time in the general discussion forums of KMC where he will go on long, meaningless rants about moral decay in the world, how his moral Judeo-Christian beliefs make him (in his eyes) hot shit, as well as his personal problems with living as an incelibate. He has been turned down by women on more than one occasion, and longs for the day he can meet his true soul-mate so he can confidently put his stubby tootsie roll into her crusty crypt and lose his virginity.

DMB says he is a vegetarian despite also claiming to have the appearance of a tall, big-boned man. If you ask me he's probably a neck-beard.

He is an avid fan of pepe the frog and mocks SJWs for fun. He is a libertarian or "classical liberal" if you want to sound sophisticated like him.

And if you couldn't tell, he thinks Darth Bane is the most powerful character in the Star Wars mythos.

Originally posted by Beniboybling
sounds like a degenerate, wow

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.