Prep's bosses are coming down on him hard these days like J Jonah Jameson.
"I want pictures, pictures of spite threads!"
Prep goes to walk out of the room and hears a "Hey, aren't you forgetting something?"
Prep breathes a deep sigh and bends over the desk. A little belt fidgeting and he becomes home to an invasive worm. A single tear splashes on the rich mahagony.
"And here's your bonus! Ah, yeah!"
This is now four times in a row he hasn't pulled out. Once more and he's going to HR.