Thor vs. Unus the Untouchable

Can Thor defeat Unus the Untouchable if Unus has his bat.
Or will Thor finally realize the full potential of Mjolinr like Odin said and face that it can draw weapons to itself and summon or weapons by conjuring or casting the hammer from his hand and many other ways to cast and replace his Uru hammer so that he is never unworthy again.

anus the untouchable

Anus the Untuichable wins.

Lol, anus

Unfortunate name.

Thor wins. Goes on to defeat 'Foreskun the Unstretchable', 'Usshole the Uncloseable' and 'Juzzum the Unsquirtable'.

Unfortunately for Thor Unus the Untouchable could surround his words with his force shield and babble like you guys and kill Thor from the inside out or outside in.
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So much win in this thread.

@Wonder Man, you want us to use Thor or Volstagg here? You attached the pic of War Thor (aka amped Volstagg).

When was "anus" as a word created? Or rather when did it get popularized among the masses?

It seems possible, at least based off my zero research that Unus as a name was a bigger deal than Anus as in the phenomenon, at that point in time. Did people know about "anus" back in 64?

I've watched enough 'destruction' vids on pornhub to know that no anus is truly untouchable.

Thor wins. 👆

Originally posted by One Big Mob
When was "anus" as a word created? Or rather when did it get popularized among the masses?

It seems possible, at least based off my zero research that Unus as a name was a bigger deal than Anus as in the phenomenon, at that point in time. Did people know about "anus" back in 64?

Pretty sure anuses existed pre-1965, and were an actual thing people could point to and say 'Yep, that's an anus" as opposed to "That's a hoozy-woysit", and then running away giggling.

I have also done zero research, but Unus isn't leaping out as a super-popular name from back in the day.

Originally posted by Smurph
Lol, anus

This thread is

Can Thor defeat anus the Untouchable if anus has his bat.
Or will Thor finally realize the full potential of Mjolinr like Odin said and face that it can draw weapons to itself and summon or weapons by conjuring or casting the hammer from his hand and many other ways to penetrate and replace his anus so that he is never unworthy again.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
When was "anus" as a word created? Or rather when did it get popularized among the masses?

It seems possible, at least based off my zero research that Unus as a name was a bigger deal than Anus as in the phenomenon, at that point in time. Did people know about "anus" back in 64?

Originally posted by wuleecat
Pretty sure anuses existed pre-1965, and were an actual thing people could point to and say 'Yep, that's an anus" as opposed to "That's a hoozy-woysit", and then running away giggling.

I have also done zero research, but Unus isn't leaping out as a super-popular name from back in the day.

Originally posted by darthgoober
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But here's the thing, do you think Sally Chesterfield was like "Hey Deshawn, our colored milkman! Would you like you come in while my husband Ronald is at the factory, and perhaps put your tongue in my anus?"

I don't think the average person would know enough to start giggling at Unus back then is all. It'd be more of an odd name for them imo as opposed to a black hole of filth.

Good point.

Originally posted by MrMind

Thor tosses that salad for teh wiin.

You like Juggernauts shield that is magic but you don't like the scientific one.

This. There thats better.