KMC members vs Star Wars characters

Debaters here square off against the characters of Star Wars one on one. All out, everybody in their primes and the fight takes place in the neurons of the KMC members here.

Azronger vs Darth Sidious

ILS vs Darth Maul

SunRazer vs Count Dooku

LordofTheLight vs Obi Wan Kenobi

Ziggystardust/twot(ter) vs Exar Kun

Ursumeles vs Darth Caedus

DarthAnt66 vs Zett Jukasa

NewGuy01 vs Darth Krayt

Galan007 vs Darth Vader

Azronger gets blitzed

Maul gets wanked to death

50/50 could go either way, leaning towards the count due to having more experience

If Kenobi has the high ground he wins, otherwise he loses

Exar impales him with his staff, ziggy may like it

Ends in sex

Ant gets arrested for pedophilya or however that’s spelled in eng

Krayt burps, Guy dies due to the shockwaves

Vader finds his new padme

Sidious solos everyone in the thread.

I'd happily face Padmè or Rey for two separate reasons.

How the hell are we supposed to beat godlike figures(from our limited abilities and perceptions)?

I'd gladly allow Zannah to impale me through the chest

this is a pathetic thread.