DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?

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DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?

The male equivalent to my "DCEU vs. MCU: Who has hotter milfs" thread. Didn't know what the male equivalent for "milf" was. FILF?

Anyway, you get the idea. It was harder to make the matchups with the men because there were more of them and it was hard to find pairs with common themes in similar age brackets, so forgive me if I stretched things a bit. But here it goes...

Match 1 (the fighting scientists): Jor-El vs. Tony Stark

Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall

Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross

Match 4 (the fathers): Jonathan Kent vs. Adrian Toomes (The Vulture)

Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury

Match 6 (the megalomaniacs): Gen. Ludendorff vs. Obadiah Stane (Iron Monger)

Impediment Endless

Tony Stark and Heimdall are very handsome.

MCU for the win.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Impediment
Heimdall

Well, if you're into corpses... 😛

Josh_Alexander Keeper of Cosmic Balance

Re: DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?

Originally posted by FrothByte
The male equivalent to my "DCEU vs. MCU: Who has hotter milfs" thread. Didn't know what the male equivalent for "milf" was. FILF?

Anyway, you get the idea. It was harder to make the matchups with the men because there were more of them and it was hard to find pairs with common themes in similar age brackets, so forgive me if I stretched things a bit. But here it goes...

Match 1 (the fighting scientists): Jor-El vs. Tony Stark

Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall

Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross

Match 4 (the fathers): Jonathan Kent vs. Adrian Toomes (The Vulture)

Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury

Match 6 (the megalomaniacs): Gen. Ludendorff vs. Obadiah Stane (Iron Monger)

1. Stark
2. Wayne for me
3. Ross without a doubt
4. Jonathan
5. Nick Fury
6. Obadiah

MCU stomps...as usual.

FrothByte Nailcutter Massacre

Re: Re: DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
1. Stark
2. Wayne for me
3. Ross without a doubt
4. Jonathan
5. Nick Fury
6. Obadiah

MCU stomps...as usual.

Have you done the MILF thread yet?

Dr Will Hatch Senior Member

Re: DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?

Originally posted by FrothByte
The male equivalent to my "DCEU vs. MCU: Who has hotter milfs" thread. Didn't know what the male equivalent for "milf" was. FILF?

Anyway, you get the idea. It was harder to make the matchups with the men because there were more of them and it was hard to find pairs with common themes in similar age brackets, so forgive me if I stretched things a bit. But here it goes...

Match 1 (the fighting scientists): Jor-El vs. Tony Stark

Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall

Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross

Match 4 (the fathers): Jonathan Kent vs. Adrian Toomes (The Vulture)

Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury

Match 6 (the megalomaniacs): Gen. Ludendorff vs. Obadiah Stane (Iron Monger)

Tony Stark

Heimdall(If it were Baleman, I'd pick Wayne, but Batfleck is meh)

Thunderbolt Ross

Adrian Toomes

Nick Fury

Obadiah Stane(It's close, though)

NemeBro Senior Member

Re: DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?

Originally posted by FrothByte
Match 1 (the fighting scientists): Jor-El vs. Tony Stark

Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall

Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross

Match 4 (the fathers): Jonathan Kent vs. Adrian Toomes (The Vulture)

Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury

Match 6 (the megalomaniacs): Gen. Ludendorff vs. Obadiah Stane (Iron Monger)

Stand aside hetfags, an actual butt pirate has entered the thread.

1. Both are very handsome for their age, with Jor-El having nicer hair but Tony looking a bit more youthful. Fairly even split. Hard to choose.

2. Batfleck looks weirdly fat with the suit on. Suit on Heimdall, without Batfleck.

3. Ross, easily tbh lol.

4. Toomes, but I'm biased. Jonathan Kent is the personification of evil in the DCEU. How could I ever look favorably upon his appearance?

5. Alfred.

6. Stane.

HulkIsHulk Senior Member

Jor El
Wayne
Gordon
Toomes
Alfred
Ludendorrf
So as for the guys here DCEU leads

Arachnid1 Senior Member

Re: Re: DCEU vs. MCU: Who has more attractive older men?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Stand aside hetfags, an actual butt pirate has entered the thread.
lmao

MrMind Senior Member

Match 1 (the fighting scientists): Jor-El vs. Tony Stark Downey Jr is good looking, Russell Crowe is not

Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall Bale

Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross I hate gary oldman so the other guy

Match 4 (the fathers): Jonathan Kent vs. Adrian Toomes (The Vulture) Kevin Costner

Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury I love Samuel Jackson but he is by no mean good looing, alfred from which film? Jeremy Irons was good looking when he was young, Michael Caine was creepy as fu back in the 80s, though I did love the movie dress to kill

FrothByte Nailcutter Massacre

Originally posted by MrMind

Match 2 (the dark knights): Bruce Wayne vs. Heimdall Bale

Match 3 (the officers): Commissioner Gordon vs. Gen. Thunderbolt Ross I hate gary oldman so the other guy

Match 5 (the advisers): Alfred Pennyworrth vs. Nick Fury I love Samuel Jackson but he is by no mean good looing, alfred from which film? Jeremy Irons was good looking when he was young, Michael Caine was creepy as fu back in the 80s, though I did love the movie dress to kill

This is the DCEU we're talking about, not the Nolan TDK trilogy.
So Bruce Wayne = Ben Affleck
Commissioner Gordon = J.K. Simmons
Alfred = Jeremy Irons

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

MCU stomps a mudhole thru them