Thanos Vs Dr. Manhattan

Fight takes place in Wakanda at the end of IF, Thanos has all the stones except the last one, the Mind Stone.

Manhattan shows up via teleport, his block cock and balls hanging without care and decides he's not going to let Thanos murder half the universe.

They start off 30 meters apart, fight to the death. Fite!!1!!

Manhattan explodes Thanos instantly.

“I’ve walked across the surface of the sun and seen events so tiny and so fast that they hardly can be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian...are just a man. And the world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.”

Manhattan can perceive time infinitely faster Than Thanos and has infinitely faster reaction time with precognition.

/Thread.

Based on facts.

What if Thanos is given all six stones?

also, meant "blue cock and balls", you know, for posterity's sake.

Thanos takes one look at Doc's blue balls and runs away...

Thanos displayed no feats to suggest he could survive being sploded by Manhattan

Thanos wins, easily. Manhattan fans make me laugh. Silly character.

Doc stomps, hes on a whole other level

If he couldn’t even stop Stormbreaker from impaling his chest, what makes you think Thanos can stop himself from being exploded with a mere thought by Manhattan?

Originally posted by Impediment
If he couldn’t even stop Stormbreaker from impaling his chest, what makes you think Thanos can stop himself from being exploded with a mere thought by Manhattan?

Stormbreaker would impale him as well.

Manhattan waves his hand and Thanos dies.

Originally posted by playa1258
Manhattan waves his hand and Thanos dies.

If Thor threw Stormbreaker at Manhattan, it would pass harmlessly right through him, if Manhattan so wished it as he can go intangible as seen.

There's no reason to believe Manhattan couldn't destroy Thanos on an atomic level. Thanos isn't immune to the laws of physics, especially super-science comic/film physics. If the argument is "but he's too damn durable", Ironman made him bleed and Manhattan's powers are so much more than a punch from a power-suit.

If Manhattan is feeling silly, he could turn the glove (not stones) into steam or glass or farts with a thought.

Shouldn’t Thanos have been able to turn stormbreaker into bubbles? mhmm

If this is their comic incarnations, it is dependent upon the outcome of Doomsday Clock. But, in all likelihood, Manhattan stomps.

Thanos uses the reality stone to overpower him. It’s easy. This whole Manhattan does this or that nonsense when he never did so against someone a lot more powerful than he is. Thanos wins effortlessly. Manhattan just takes it. Weak and dumb character. Put some clothes on you moron.

Manhattan could be behind of all Rebirth, and be there TOAA. So, be careful, Quanch.

Originally posted by DarthSkywalker0
Manhattan could be behind of all Rebirth, and be there TOAA. So, be careful, Quanch.

It’s movie incarnations, comics don’t count here

For people saying Doc can kill Thanos, I'd ask what his limits are then? He disintegrated normal humans. That is it. How far do we take that? Do we say regardless of how tough someone is...it just doesn't matter? No limits fallacy.

Originally posted by DarthSkywalker0
Manhattan could be behind of all Rebirth, and be there TOAA. So, be careful, Quanch.

Quan is in love with Thanos’ anus and penis.

Manhattan merely has to think and *POOF* Thanos explodes.

Manhattan can create multiple copies of himself.

Manhattan can recreate himself.

Manhattan can teleport Thanos.

Manhattan can systematically deform Thanos like Manhattan did to the tank.

“Mere humans.” That’s irrelevant. Thanos is flash and blood. And can be hurt. Thanos isn’t invulnerable.

Thanos also has to consciously use the Infinity Stones to use their power as opposed to comic Thanos who uses their power at will.

Thanos loses hard. Sorry to deflate the fanboy love flow.