Thing vs. Professor Hulk

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Thing vs. Professor Hulk

Can Thing prove his worth by stopping Professor Hulk with a bodyslam or some other moves and maybe break Professor Hulks neck?

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Originally posted by Wonder Man
Can Thing prove his worth by stopping Professor Hulk with a bodyslam or some other moves and maybe break Professor Hulks neck?

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No.
Hulk smash.

Hulk could sodomized Ben if he wanted to.

Didn't' they fight already? Old FF vs New FF. Prof Hulk made him look feeble. Hulk wins.

Originally posted by zopzop
Didn't' they fight already? Old FF vs New FF. Prof Hulk made him look feeble. Hulk wins.

Yeah, Prof ignored getting punched in the solar plexus and humiliated Grimm.

Then Grimm got raped by Wolverine, who was all like "oh shit, didn't know you were such a pussy".

"Aunt petunia give me strength! This green man is going in without lube!"

"Not even the Yancy Street Gang has been this rough on me!"

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Then Grimm got raped by Wolverine, who was all like "oh shit, didn't know you were such a pussy".

Classic Wolverine didn't play around. Grimm is lucky Wolverine felt guilty and stopped attacking as soon as he saw Grimm was in real pain.

Originally posted by zopzop
Classic Wolverine didn't play around. Grimm is lucky Wolverine felt guilty and stopped attacking as soon as he saw Grimm was in real pain.

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He lost himself in rage for one moment and that's what happened, lol.

That encounter was actually referenced in EOTS. "I took him down before. No reason I can't do it again."

I think Hulk can be stopped by blows to the base of the skull perhaps.

Lol

Thing is the better fighter and it nets him the majority.

Mostly due to Professor Hulk being lame.

Bentley. Your tastes are an enigma.

Your Ben love has always puzzled me. How can one love Dragon Quest, the highest of art on the globe, yet also love Ben grimm, the biggest buttmonkey of comic teams?

That the Thing like monkeys is not a concern. You must forget all the feats he accomplished.
Liking monkeys may have been the reason he lived 3000 years.

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Damn.

Thing ain't no Hawaiian punch thrower but he ain't bad I see. Wonder man learned me something.

You ought to see what Howard the Duck can do.

Howard the Duck actually is so precise in his Quack foo that he controlled the whole infinity gauntlet.

Originally posted by Bentley
Thing is the better fighter and it nets him the majority.

Mostly due to Professor Hulk being lame.

What? He is WAAAAY stronger than Thing. He could literally two shot him if he got mad. He was the Savage Hulk with Fixit's intelligence. The beginning of Merged Hulk. Eventually he got a cap, where if he got too mad, he would revert to Banner, so he had to work hard to keep his anger, and by extension his strength, in check, but he was still more than strong enough to give Superman and Thor a fight for their lives, take on Thor Norvell, rough up Juggernaut, Abomination etc.

Even with the anger cap where he would revert to Banner after getting too angry, he was easily one of the strongest beings around. Superman and Thor (I miss that era) were the only ones on either Earth that could beat him in a direct fight even with the cap imo. Wonder Woman wasn't even in spitting distance, Hercules was mortal, and Captain Marvel was off the grid. Without it? During that era, Hulk was clearly the champion in pure raw strength in comics. That fight from Incredible Hulk #440 against Thor is still one of my favorites ever.

You're talking to Bentley.

He's been wanking Kang and Thing since 2006. Apparently the only characters that French can identify with.