Superman and Thor Vs Thanos's forces.
I've never got why people think Thor and Supes wouldn't get on they are both noble, prone to pompous speeches and usually pussy whipped.
I think the two of them would be firm friends much like how Hyperion and Odinson were portrayed only the screen versions I feel would be even more brokeback mountain.
This thread is about what if Superman replaced the Avengers, how would he and Thor do alone against the Black Order and the Chitari?
Originally posted by Robtard
So everyone agrees, DCU Superman could solo Thanos' armies and Thanos for that matter.
Screenrant has a series called Pitch Meeting on YouTube (check it out if you haven't, entertaining satire pieces on our beloved nerdy films). Their video on Avengers: IW breaks it down as so: we (the MCU filmmakers) have given these superheroes so many powers that they should be able to handle anything Thanos throws at them, so we'll have Dr. Strange do something with the time gem to hand wave all the possibilities for victory so the plot can drive on.
Superman and Thor w/ Stormbreaker could beat Thanos and his armies, Superman could solo, Thor w/ Stormbreaker should be able to solo, and - for that matter - the Avengers even without Thor could beat Thanos without PIS/CIS involved. However, a non-PIS/CIS Thanos could turn everyone into play-doh if a speedster-type character didn't stop him first; Thanos has a wide variety of options at his disposal.
So ya, Supes unhinged going speedster mode does the following:
- beats down Thanos and yanks the gauntlet off his southpaw
- beats down the Black Order
- blows up his ships
- vaporizes his army
Just a matter of time. HOWEVER, Thanos wins if Supes concentrates on everything else first, allowing for some reality and/or time gem hijinks. Thing is, in IW, Thanos was fond of fighting all the Avengers that challenged him instead of doing the insta-kill thing with the gauntlet, which he would immediately regret doing with Cavill-Clark.
We all (besides a certain poster who shall not be named here) know this.
Here is what goes down:
Thanos: Hey I'm Thanos, I'm all about balance! I killed half the universe cuz there weren't enough resources! Fear me!
Superman: Why not just use your power to make the resources endless? It sounds like you're a child just making excuses for his murderous tendencies.
Thanos: Well you see...
Superman: Did you make everyone sterile?
Thanos: What? What do you mean?
Superman: If people aren't sterile...isn't it true that sooner or later the universe will be just as out of balance as it was before you came along? It might take a while, but it's going to happen and it appears the infinity gauntlet is all used up...
Thanos: Well you see...
Superman: Did you at least make sure to kill Tony Stark? Feels like that guy always manages to f*ck up your plans.
Thanos: Well no...
Superman: You're not very good at whatever it is you do, are you? I'm gonna punch your face now at extreme speeds.
*punches him at super speed*
Originally posted by Surtur
Here is what goes down:Thanos: Hey I'm Thanos, I'm all about balance! I killed half the universe cuz there weren't enough resources! Fear me!
Superman: Why not just use your power to make the resources endless? It sounds like you're a child just making excuses for his murderous tendencies.
Thanos: Well you see...
Superman: Did you make everyone sterile?
Thanos: What? What do you mean?
Superman: If people aren't sterile...isn't it true that sooner or later the universe will be just as out of balance as it was before you came along? It might take a while, but it's going to happen and it appears the infinity gauntlet is all used up...
Thanos: Well you see...
Superman: Did you at least make sure to kill Tony Stark? Feels like that guy always manages to f*ck up your plans.
Thanos: Well no...
Superman: You're not very good at whatever it is you do, are you? I'm gonna punch your face now at extreme speeds.
*punches him at super speed*
I smell a crossover.