1. Batman
Pulls out his Bat Gordian Knot untangler spray.
2. Hulk
Smashes it, of course.
3. Midnighter
Quits the Authority.
4. Frank Castle
Cuts it.
5. Flash
Untangles it in 1 second, but to him it seems like 12 years.
6. Reed Richards
Stalls until Hank Pym solves it then steals his idea.
7. Hank Pym
Untangles it in about an hour.
7.5 Wasp
Gets Hank’s untangled knot in the divorce.
8. Lobo
probably eats it.
9. Molecule Man
Erases it from existsnce.