Batman KO challenge

Started by riv66722 pages

Batman KO challenge

Not a gauntlet.
Using rigorous scientific analysis, tell us which, if any of the following can KO Batman in one punch.
He’s not actively fighting, just trying to stay conscious after each free shot.

Daredevil
Punisher
Black Widow
Cyclops
Shang Chi
Unarmored Colossus
Bullseye
Unarmored Dr. Doom

No chi amping or anything esoteric. No costumes, armor, enhanced forms. Bats is also in civvies.

I am going to assume that Batman's opponent is using the best technique he knows (Using a particular move and strike the most vulnerable body part, i.e.: the part that best fulfills the knock-out criteria) possible to achieve the objective.

Daredevil - Possibly might KO Batman due to skills
Punisher - Possibly might KO Batman due to skills
Black Widow - Possibly might KO Batman due to skills
Cyclops - Physical fists? Haha, no.
Shang Chi - Yes, likely to KO Batman.
Unarmored Colossus - Physical fists? Haha, no.
Bullseye - Physical fists? Doubt it, not so sure about Bullseye but my understanding is that he excels at throwing projectiles, not a good deal of feats when it comes to H2H combat.
Unarmored Dr. Doom - Physical fists? Haha, no.

Doom koed a lion no armor. Just saying

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Doom koed a lion no armor. Just saying

Yeah, we don't want to go down that route of what they have or haven't done out of armour, lol.

Wonder Wpman comes to mind.....

So what's sparking all the Bat threads? Did Batman just one shot Slade? 🙂

^^^cant speak for everyone else, but in my case, if i’d used Cap/DC characters it would have been unfair.

To the DC characters.

Batman oneshots everyone here, with just a look or a hook.

Whelp, thinking most of these guys KO Bats, then. Thanks for the responses.

All could potentially KO Batman, some with greater ease than others.

Cyclops half-assedly slaps Batman. Bruce's head goes off flying and explodes at the Wall.

The Jean cheats on him but it's somewhat ok because Marvel.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
All could potentially KO Batman, some with greater ease than others.

Damn right.

Any on the list can KO him. At worst, with just a little more effort then it takes to KO Captain America, who anyone on the list can also KO. 🙂

None of them KOs the bat. Some of them might break their hand, though.

When he's not wearing his Batsuit (as in the OP), Bruce has some pretty insane durability showings.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
When he's not wearing his Batsuit (as in the OP), Bruce has some pretty insane durability showings.

It varies, like most streets worth their salt, but yes.

That beating he took from Bane under Tom King was pretty ridiculous. He was wearing his suit. But given Bane's feats include things that suggest he can throw a small car... Breaking out of Mr. Freeze's iceberg, for example.

There's that fight with Nobody as well. And of course, with Wonder Woman.

IMO Bruce Wayne has three options:

Option 1

1 to 8

Bruce Wayne takes a dive

If he's not K.O. he uses breath control and simple meditation to satisfy everyone he is K.O.

Option Two

1 to 8

Bruce Wayne Tanks

He'll throw his mind into a delta state, His body will be completely relaxed (He won't be standing straight up with his feet planted flat) When they strike - they'll be throwing him from the transitive delta state into full alpha wave wide awake state.

Have you ever seen (or heard) what happens
when some one wakes up through some shock / collision / contact with another person while sleep-walking?

Well thats the state Bruce Wayne will put himself in - given this to work with:

Using rigorous scientific analysis,
Must not actively fight
Must only try to stay conscious after each free shot.

Simple Meditation For Bruce Wayne

Bruce Wayne has a Third Option

Talk them down

They are hitting an unarmed non threatening civilian they do not have a reason to be hitting.

Bruce Wayne is not limited to speaking he can smile + communicate a warm and genuinely friendly greeting (you can forget about him being afraid)

If he engages them verbally with genuine human emotion 1 2 4 5 6 8 have no business hitting him.

7 Bruce Wayne would lead with this: "How Much Are You Being Paid For This?"

3 will strike him - probably - and will probably stick around to kiss it better.

3 x 8

Bruce Wayne is Intelligent

Against some opponents he is likely to make (simultaneous) use of two or more available options, which are:

Take A Dive / Take A Knee

Tanking

Engage The Mind - Punches don't hit Bruce Wayne - People do.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
There's that fight with Nobody as well. And of course, with Wonder Woman.

You should post the WW scans, i dont think anyone’s seen the the last 32 times.

Originally posted by riv6672
You should post the WW scans, i dont think anyone’s seen the the last 32 times.

Yeah, but she's mind controlled, so we should discount that!

Remember, even with her bracelets on, she was stronger and faster:

So a bloodlusted, out for the kill, WW with GoW upgrade, was unable to kill or even KO an injured, sick Batman, without his Batsuit, even with a suckerpunch.

Against Professor Zoom, who also does a T clap:

https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/batman-vs-reverse-flash-rebirth-4.png
https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/batman-vs-reverse-flash-rebirth-6.png
https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/batman-vs-reverse-flash-rebirth-7.png
https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/batman-vs-reverse-flash-rebirth-8.png
https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/batman-vs-reverse-flash-rebirth-9.png

Here is Batman against Kid Amazo (who had Superman's strength), Superman (whilst mind-controlled to kill), Mongul, Shaggy Man, Zook (who had Martian Manhunter's strength, also out to kill) and Frankenstein (ok, not out to kill - but he was trading blows fairly evenly with Superman 😉)

Kid Amazo:
https://s5.postimg.cc/ye747a3av/batvskidamazo1.jpg
https://s5.postimg.cc/ispsnbz2f/batvskidamazo2.jpg

Superman:
https://s5.postimg.cc/z3pwjnypj/batarmor-superattack1.jpg

Mongul (I'm OK, lol):
https://s5.postimg.cc/ispsnd1nb/infinitecrisis1-mongulvsdctrinity2.jpg
https://s5.postimg.cc/c29bdx6rr/infinitecrisis1-mongulvsdctrinity3.jpg

Shaggy Man (a solid slug to the head!):
https://s5.postimg.cc/uul6hhg0n/batarmor-thegeneral1.jpg

Zook:
https://s5.postimg.cc/6quet8fk7/supermanbatman28-zookjonn2.jpg
https://s5.postimg.cc/6quet87uf/supermanbatman28-zookjonn3.jpg

Franky:
https://s5.postimg.cc/i370azdyf/batmanamprobin19-batmanvsfrankenstein1.jpg