Sexual dysfunction and Dictators

Originally posted by Surtur
Correction: the thread also proves a slight obsession with me on the part of some people here.

More like it PROVES His OBSESSION with Certain Parts of some people here...

BODY PARTS THAT IS!!!!!!!!

As someone who constantly occupies Quans head I can confirm: squirrels have larger brains.

They to also like nuts in their mouths..

If Hitler only had one ball, it must have been the size of a basketball

Which You like to dribble with.

His doctors notes seem to suggest he had no...issues down there, in any way.

Then again his doctor was a quack who gave him bull jizz and crystal meth.

Originally posted by Surtur
His doctors notes seem to suggest he had no...issues down there, in any way.

Then again his doctor was a quack who gave him bull jizz and crystal meth.

I prefer my Hitler to have 2 balls. 2 huge hairy balls.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
There's a difference between lying and giving him a bunch of useless shit though.

I prefer my Hitler to have 2 balls. 2 huge hairy balls.

Well shit you have something in common with Eva Braun.

Meth shoah is bad anne frankly I wouldn't wanna run into some nazis carrying weapons while tweaking.

Originally posted by Surtur
All you do is throw hissy fits. Do better.

Originally posted by Surtur
Well shit you have something in common with Eva Braun.

Mind you I have a friend with one nut and all he does is fight... huge pussy and has a really long neck too. Dumb too. I don't know how that applies but that's my experience with one balled people. Chip on the shoulder syndrome? Ball outta the sack syndrome?

Originally posted by One Big Mob
You can't do what Hitler did with one normal sized ball.

Mind you I have a friend with one nut and all he does is fight... huge pussy and has a really long neck too. Dumb too. I don't know how that applies but that's my experience with one balled people. Chip on the shoulder syndrome? Ball outta the sack syndrome?

Your first sentence sounds like a challenge!

Somebody find Tom Green and see if we can get him to commit to genocide.

You got it, Trump is just like Hitler and Napoleon! Totally a dictator!

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Hitler only had one ball?

The other is in The Albert Hall.

He's nothing like them. They were smart.

Originally posted by Surtur
Your first sentence sounds like a challenge!

Somebody find Tom Green and see if we can get him to commit to genocide.

How many celebrities have one nut to get rid of all the surprises? Give me all the shock at once.

Originally posted by BackFire
He's nothing like them. They were smart.

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Tom Green has one nut too?

How many celebrities have one nut to get rid of all the surprises? Give me all the shock at once.

Yeah, this was back when he had a tv show though. He did a bunch of episodes about it for his tv show.

As well as writing a song about how to check your balls for cancer...lol

Originally posted by BackFire
He's nothing like them. They were smart.

Indeed it was a stroke of genius to break his word with Russia and attack them while also fighting off the british. It's not like Russia played a major role in the war after that.

Yeah sure years earlier he had said he'd never make the mistake of fighting a war on two fronts like that...buut his genius got in the way.

Originally posted by Surtur
Indeed it was a stroke of genius to break his word with Russia and attack them while also fighting off the british. It's not like Russia played a major role in the war after that.

Yeah sure years earlier he had said he'd never make the mistake of fighting a war on two fronts like that...buut his genius got in the way.