Audition to be the new Marwash

As most of you know, Galan bullied Marwash from KMC months ago. And this was before Galan was even a mod.

We need a new Marwash now. Drop your name if you want to audition to be the new Marwash.

Here are some of the qualifications:
-Must be an edge lord.
-Must be a radical.
-Must be contrarian.
-Must argue, even when you agree.
-Must ignore all proof presented that conflicts with what you think/feel.
-Must accuse people of racism for no reason.
-Must hate anything popular.
-Must sit when urinating.

Please inquire within.

I nominate Darksaint.

Good choice.

Originally posted by Badabing
As most of you know, Galan bullied Marwash from KMC months ago. And this was before Galan was even a mod.

We need a new Marwash now. Drop your name if you want to audition to be the new Marwash.

Here are some of the qualifications:
-Must be an edge lord.
-Must be a radical.
-Must be contrarian.
-Must argue, even when you agree.
-Must ignore all proof presented that conflicts with what you think/feel.
-Must accuse people of racism for no reason.
-Must hate anything popular.
-Must sit when urinating.

Please inquire within.

...Actually, I think marwash had a job.

Nvm.

DarkSaint it is. 👆

hmm, did marwash have his carver though? i feel like by this point it's almost impossible to separate ds from carver. i mean ds tries to hide it, sure, but they're almost an amalgam. come to think of it, bran also seems to have developed some kind of carver fetish. together they comprise kmc's very own bizarro love triangle. marwash seemed more like a solo operator to me. lob's about as contrary as they come, and we know his hatred for all things raptor. he's not really an edge lord but he is the lord of the house of el, and, well, brooklyn. seems like a natural choice to me. 👆

Originally posted by Badabing

-Must sit when urinating.

😂 😂

Stilt, this sounds like you.

Originally posted by Badabing

-Must sit when urinating.

If I didn't buy that pee funnel last week I would've been a contender

Originally posted by Sin I AM
If I didn't buy that pee funnel last week I would've been a contender

Originally posted by Badabing
As most of you know, Galan bullied Marwash from KMC months ago. And this was before Galan was even a mod.

We need a new Marwash now. Drop your name if you want to audition to be the new Marwash.

Here are some of the qualifications:
-Must be an edge lord.
-Must be a radical.
-Must be contrarian.
-Must argue, even when you agree.
-Must ignore all proof presented that conflicts with what you think/feel.
-Must accuse people of racism for no reason.
-Must hate anything popular.
-Must sit when urinating.

Please inquire within.

Smh

Originally posted by carver9
😂 😂

Stilt, this sounds like you.

😂 😂 😂

Originally posted by Mindset
...what?

Apparently those exist:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂 😂 😂

Apparently those exist:

WTF

😂