Hyperion, Vulcan, Black Bolt vs Nefaria, the Runner, Maelstrom

Nefaria flicked the little Salad Fork on Black Bolt's head. Runner smacked his ass and sent him on his way as they laughed and laughed.
Black Bolt called his pals Hyperion and Vulcan. And they came back.
With his boys behind him, Black Bolt stands in front of Maelstrom, Runner and Nefaria.
BB wipes his tears and holds up a little chalk board. It says, "Oh yeah?!"
Hyperion says, "No name calling. That's just mean."
Vulcan kicks a puppy.

They fight.

What the...

Team 2, handily.

Well, Hyperion and BB have some monster feats.
And Vulcan always has somebody going on about what he can do.
Feat-wise, it seemed like team 1 had the edge.

The Runner would run rings around them, not as fair a battle with him around.

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
The Runner would run rings around them, not as fair a battle with him around.

Originally posted by Horrificus
yeah. Runner is no joke.
Magneto for Runner?

Yeah that would be better.

Well. It would seem, that, um... with the personnel issues and all...
This has kind of lost it's "umf". No? It's PUNCH isn't quite there.
Um, yeah. Out of gas. Not quite so exciting, is it? Now.
Was looking good when i did it. Now, lots of crickets, eh?
Well. I would, um... like to thank everybody for, you know, stopping by. I feel bad. Some of u came all the way out here, for a good fight.
And then THIS happens.
U guys can stay and hang out if u want. Im just gonna, you know, hit the hay. Sorry this wasn't a better match-up.
Just, um... lock up when u leave. Ok? Thanks.
'Nite.

Originally posted by Horrificus
Well. It would seem, that, um... with the personnel issues and all...
This has kind of lost it's "umf". No? It's PUNCH isn't quite there.
Um, yeah. Out of gas. Not quite so exciting, is it? Now.
Was looking good when i did it. Now, lots of crickets, eh?
Well. I would, um... like to thank everybody for, you know, stopping by. I feel bad. Some of u came all the way out here, for a good fight.
And then THIS happens.
U guys can stay and hang out if u want. Im just gonna, you know, hit the hay. Sorry this wasn't a better match-up.
Just, um... lock up when u leave. Ok? Thanks.
'Nite.

Now You Can Leave And The Tread......... Locked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by The Spectre+
oh wait b4 u leave and this gets locked, i just wanna say.............................................. 😱 😱 😂 LMMAOL........... the runner............................................................... [B]ROFLGODCURBSOLODEMON STOMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now You Can Leave And The Tread......... Locked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/B]

T2 for the destruction. And Magneto won't save T1 from the Runner. Runner has owned Surfer and ran circles around Thanos and destroyed his chair (something Surfer hasn't done).

Vulcan loses.

Not even talking about the match. He's a loser in general.

Originally posted by zopzop
T2 for the destruction. And Magneto won't save T1 from the Runner. Runner has owned Surfer and ran circles around Thanos and destroyed his chair (something Surfer hasn't done).