Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I almost said "BF went into a Mall at Christmas" I almost thought. You Brave Guy, but then I saw in the pics that there is no one there so... Yeah Nice pics. [/B]
Lol, it was actually pretty crowded, just not showing in the photos. It's also a mall that doesn't have a lot of normal stores, it's kinda known as the fancy mall, there are a ton of high end clothing and jewelry stores.
It's funny how some fables became historic
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
X-mas has been X'ed
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead, but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals, surprisingly, are nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
'Cause Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled Lent and slowed down Fast
Enjoy Christmas, 'cause it's your last
No shopping sprees
("Don't worry, son."😉
No more presents
("We don't need Christ."😉
Under dead trees
("We got eight nights."😉
St. Nick is dead
("We got mitzvah."😉
But we don't grieve
("They're all canceled."😉
We celebrate
("Our Hanukkah!"😉
The last Christmas Eve
Good Advice.
Originally posted by Jessica Tandy
Call it observance day and 86 all the religion sh*t, same sales and time off and good feelings. Conservatives won’t give a shit in a few years.
Nah. I say make it so that only Religious People get Religious Holidays off from work and school. All you A-Hole Atheists have to stay at work and yor kids have to stay in school. No Holiday Pay for them either. None of this Winter Break Bullshit. Oh and Winter Solstice is a Pagan Holiday so you turds can't use it either.
That sounds fair....
HO HO HO!