Doom vs the World

Who would win in a beauty pageant: Trans Doom, or Femme-Gardner?

This thread took a turn.

What sort of ring tone does he use on his phone? One of the pre-recorded ones, or an especially 'Doomy' sounding one?

What is his PIN code?

Does Doom get access to WIFI ?

Does he get any freebies for signing up to an 18 month contract (Fitbit, PS4 etc)?

Does he have the charger and usb cable with the phone?

How long since his last shower?

Would he watch 2015 Fantastic Four?

Humans

Does it come with a pre-loaded album from U2? If so, Doom goes apesh*t and trashes the entire planet in a day.

😂

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For real though, is he bound to a contract or is it a month for month plan?

Originally posted by Damborgson
😂

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For real though, is he bound to a contract or is it a month for month plan?

I mean, his credit worthiness must be shite, no?

What happens if he accidentally pocket-dials, say, Thanos...?

What games are pre-installed on the phone? Can Doom play Spider-Man, for example?

This thread has run its course. I'll ask a mod to close it. You all are trippin.

This is one of your best threads, Chocolate King.

Leave it open or I'm leaving our bed, carv. Don't make me do this.

Originally posted by carver9
This thread has run its course. I'll ask a mod to close it. You all are trippin.

Closing at thread starter's request.