Christmas Showdown - the Gremlins vs Kevin McCallister.

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Christmas Showdown - the Gremlins vs Kevin McCallister.

Kevin is home alone as Stripe and 20 Gremlins try to invade the McCallister house. At midnight is when Stripe is going to launch his attack, Kevin has to hold them off until sunrise. How long if at all can Kevin hold them off?

Kevin knows they are coming and has 5 hours prep time and he has access to whatever he had in his house from the first Home Alone.

Gremlins Rape.

Yeah, Gremlins win hard

What if the two thiefs who Kevin thwarted were fully “healed” from their damage,and helped him with 5 hours prep and full knowledge of Gremlins?

The Body Count goes up to 3.

Kevin for the win, over those filthy animals.

Making an accurate trap becomes harder the smaller and more agile a creature is. Especially one as chaotic as the Gremlin, inside of a house they have so any avenues of approach it's not even funny. If they were like dogs and could only walk/run would be one thing, but with their abilities to climb and everything else on top of intelligence they would be very difficult to hinder.

Humans with all of their intelligence, are going to usually go in a pre programmed route to get to something you know they will take the stairs, doors, windowes etc.

Cmon Riv, do you even ambush tactics bro? Just kidding. I hope this makes sense to everybody.

20 is a lot, even if they just straight bullrush in a single file column, probably ly half are going to get to Kevin. Remember, his traps are a one trick pony, and they are going to hinder Kevin's ability to move around the house and evade the Gremlins as well. O top of them being tough little bastardized and most of his tricks being non lethal, I see very little chance of him winning this scenario.

Perhaps 20 is too much. How many could Kevin handle?

I honestly couldn't answer that question, depends on how realistic you wanna get with the whole thing. I mean a child handling two experienced (supposedly) adult men is pretty far fetched as it is. Adding multiple, magical little monsters adds a whole new level of variables.

With everything going his way, and the gremlins falling perfectly for his shenanigans, it's conceivable that he could take out ten maybe.

I firmly believe 5 gremlins or even less could end him. But I'm just one poster, I'm sure others might have good arguments to suggest otherwise.

I still got to side with the Gremlins. Especially if the Grems play it SMART! They won't just bust in like Marv and Harry. Gremlins like to stick to shadows and hide and do ambush attacks. That and the Gremlins have No Probs with out right killing.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
Kevin is home alone as Stripe and 20 Gremlins try to invade the McCallister house. At midnight is when Stripe is going to launch his attack, Kevin has to hold them off until sunrise. How long if at all can Kevin hold them off?

Kevin knows they are coming and has 5 hours prep time and he has access to whatever he had in his house from the first Home Alone.

Kevin McCallister absolutely demolishes here, that kid might as well be a reality warper with what he can accomplish and he's one of the greatest strategist and prep-man of all time, surpassing even Batman.

^^^this guy gets the shit out of it. 👆

Look, Kevin was great and all but that's 80 percent all based on plot, and his enemies we're complete retards.

Man, I haven't seen either one of these franchises in like 20 freaking years. I'm getting so old. I'm gonna have to rewatching both of these. Brings back so many memories

been years since I've watched either franchise but I think Kevin can handle them

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Look, Kevin was great and all but that's 80 percent all based on plot, and his enemies we're complete retards.

Man, I haven't seen either one of these franchises in like 20 freaking years. I'm getting so old. I'm gonna have to rewatching both of these. Brings back so many memories

doubt your older than me lol

I'm 35 so maybe, maybe not.

And he very well could possibly survive, but everything would have to go purely in his favor. As several of the tricks he used wouldn't work well on the gremlins. The tarantula for instance. They would just rape it

Well Kevin grows up to become Jigsaw so he wins

He'll put them in some phucked up traps

Originally posted by steverules_2
Well Kevin grows up to become Jigsaw so he wins

He'll put them in some phucked up traps

Haha, what if they did that? That would be pretty funny

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Haha, what if they did that? That would be pretty funny

It’s a genuine fan theory that Kevin is Jigsaw

I believe Kevin can take this.

I mean, this woman was able to kill 3

https://youtu.be/u1QIbENq66w

Didn't know that